Terrible band names

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Technicality, May 20, 2017.

  1. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    i don't think anything I have can beat Psychopomp Central but: Defenestration Station

    ETA: from the writing flaw=band name meme, Purple Prose and Shifting Tense
     
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  2. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    Android Afterlife

    relatedly: Prometheii
     
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  3. keltena

    keltena Probably Exists

     
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  4. kmoss

    kmoss Under Construction

    it's a real band, but lbr, def leppard is a fucking dumb band name

    ......in college i started an "air" "band" with some people, and it just consisted of us hanging out while badly pantomiming instruments to music that we personally liked. it was called "MAPT: Midnight Alfredo penultimate twitch", and you had to whisper penultimate twitch real creepily.



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  5. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    if it was spelt deaf leopard it'd be a better name
    def leppard looks like someone is saying "definitely Leppard"
     
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  6. Acey

    Acey let's see what the daylight brings

    Not a writing flaw (it's just a tense thing), but I've always thought Future Perfect would be a cool band name. Or a good song title.

    As for bad names, I came up with an intentionally awful band name as a smol--Bob And The Pink Hats.
     
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  7. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

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  8. keltena

    keltena Probably Exists

    Shoddy Knockoff Pain is the name of my emo band.
     
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  9. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    My fake metal band is called Four Pixel Snake Blowjob and our fake hit single is "five answers and a condolence cake."
     
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  10. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    Lazarus Taxon
     
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  11. Alexand

    Alexand Rhymes with &

    Prisons for Ghosts.

    (..............It got said in this week's MBMBaM and I can't stop thinking about it...)
     
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  12. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Someone's discussion of the Sword of Truth series and a certain Narmy moment therein resulted in "Kentucky Fried Evil".
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby vinny say something funny [18+]

    'The Bees In Your Garage'
     
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  14. hyrax

    hyrax we'll ride 'till the planets collide

    in high school my friends and i had a running joke about naming a band Hostile Strawberries
     
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  15. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    From a @Verily comment, "The Electric Cooter Acid Test".
     
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  16. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "left-handed lemon"
     
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  17. Gee

    Gee the mail never fails

    Litterbox Sundae was one my dad and I thought of when I was like 7.
    With opening act, the Doggiebag Deuce
     
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  18. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    courtesy of a capitalization error in my bio of plants exam:
    Green Algae and the Endosymbionts
     
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  19. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Buttercream Cactus (context in the stims thread).
     
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  20. Artemis

    Artemis i, an asexual moron

    Our corkboard says "ENZYMES?" on a notecard and honestly... golden name right there, caps and question mark included
     
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