Terrible band names

i don't think anything I have can beat Psychopomp Central but: Defenestration Station

ETA: from the writing flaw=band name meme, Purple Prose and Shifting Tense

 

Android Afterlife

relatedly: Prometheii

 

it's a real band, but lbr, def leppard is a fucking dumb band name

......in college i started an "air" "band" with some people, and it just consisted of us hanging out while badly pantomiming instruments to music that we personally liked. it was called "MAPT: Midnight Alfredo penultimate twitch", and you had to whisper penultimate twitch real creepily.



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if it was spelt deaf leopard it'd be a better name
def leppard looks like someone is saying "definitely Leppard"

 

Not a writing flaw (it's just a tense thing), but I've always thought Future Perfect would be a cool band name. Or a good song title.

As for bad names, I came up with an intentionally awful band name as a smol--Bob And The Pink Hats.

 

Velvet Butterfly!

 

Shoddy Knockoff Pain is the name of my emo band.

 

My fake metal band is called Four Pixel Snake Blowjob and our fake hit single is "five answers and a condolence cake."

 

Lazarus Taxon

 

Prisons for Ghosts.

(..............It got said in this week's MBMBaM and I can't stop thinking about it...)

 

Someone's discussion of the Sword of Truth series and a certain Narmy moment therein resulted in "Kentucky Fried Evil".

 

'The Bees In Your Garage'

 

in high school my friends and i had a running joke about naming a band Hostile Strawberries

 

From a @Verily comment, "The Electric Cooter Acid Test".

 

"left-handed lemon"

 

Litterbox Sundae was one my dad and I thought of when I was like 7.
With opening act, the Doggiebag Deuce

 

courtesy of a capitalization error in my bio of plants exam:
Green Algae and the Endosymbionts

 

Buttercream Cactus (context in the stims thread).

 

Our corkboard says "ENZYMES?" on a notecard and honestly... golden name right there, caps and question mark included