Terrible band names

Some pals and I are planning a Das Sporking entry, and they use "counts" for recurring themes, e.g. Too Stupid To Live when characters are, well, too stupid to live. We got "IN HATE WITH MY CREATION" for cases when characters are obviously being neglected or dissed by the writer, and I think that would make for a hella awesome metal band.

 

Boyfriend Manifestation

 

The One-Handed Honeyfarts

 

I kind of want to use one of these for my revamped Etsy shop name.

 

Diary Was Bees.

 

Scarlet Emerald sounds pretty cool, and the run-together phrase "overwroughtsoul" from the same source sounds like an Evanescence clone.

 

are good band names allowed here? because I think “The Premise” would be a pretty good name for a filk band.

 

Ghost Hand Vaginas (NSFW, grimdark).

 

"Imitation Dragon Scrotum."

 

One I've already claimed for an in-universe band in a comic I'm working on: Spider Pussy.

 

One from a Cracked article's comments:

 

I disagree, the wang burritos is an excellent band name

 

Gelatin Scream.

 

YouTube's Top 5 Scary Videos made a comment about how "Dr Snake Oil" would be a good band; "Have you heard their latest single, Placebo Effect?"

 

A YouTuber mentioned the euphemism "DNA rifle", which someone ought to claim for their band.

 

i feel like this belongs here

 

"Instances of spontaneous Hungarian"

relatedly

"threaded unicorns"

 

Sealion Death Cult

About sums up the dream I had last night

 

I kinda wanna hear more about that dream.