TFs: DARE TO BE STUPID

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by itsAlana, Aug 28, 2015.

  1. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    Also, for all your reaction image needs
    megs reasons not to come.jpg reasons to not.jpg
     
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  2. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    so it goes in the spark chamber and around the spark, and we know sparks are one-size-fits all, yes?
    but then the matrix would be quite small for the bigger mechs, and... from what i remember seeing of it, the size can't be consistent
    does it just... resize
     
  3. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

  4. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    The matrix is actually made of spandex, confirmed
     
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  5. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    I'm at work, so I can't do the work to rewrite Tight Pants/Body Rolls about the matrix, but just imagine I did the thing right here (for Rodimus, especially)
     
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  6. WinkWonk

    WinkWonk 30 Luminous Shark Distresses The Squeamish

    Hello friends, today I'm gonna start catching up with this thread, just so you know what's going on if you're suddenly getting a bunch of likes!
     
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  7. mizushimo

    mizushimo the greatest hits

    What if starscream and roddy were in a rails with pails situation? Kust because starscream needs a damned moirail and of course he'd pick someone that wasn't exactly up to the task.

    This would probably be a longer fic, but what if megs was in severe denial about how bad things were with starscream, and he started courting both of them because, hey, he's a changed mech, he can singlehandedly make things ok with Starscream again. Starscream and roddy already have a thing going, and Starscream might have a long history of poly.

    Alternatively, what if megs enlisted starscream to help him win over rodimus, just like the old days (tm). (Again, that would take some wrangling, but you'd have the dynamic where one character is going along with something out of fear while the other thinks everything is fine).

    I know, i have so many feelings about Cy and his 'tailgate can do so much better then mex conviction. Hexs such a badass, but he's also so vulnerable.

    Thanks! When cyclonus FINALLY decides to propose, or talk about his feelings or just some equivilent of 'yes, tailgate is my boyfriend, we are a couple, i have put aside my feelings of inadequecy'. Only then can I add the third verse and give it a happy ending.

    Does anyone have any headcanons about how they'll finally get together?
     
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  8. Petra

    Petra space case

    Awkwardly.
     
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  9. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    Given that foreshadowing in 50-whatever, I'm pretty sure they're going to make us fear for somebody's life before it all gets resolved.
     
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  10. Petra

    Petra space case

    Alternatively, Whirl just picks up Tailgate and gently bops his mask to Cyclonus' mouth. The pact is sealed.
     
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  11. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    At this point, I'm placing my bets and hopes on Whirl.
    That, or Tailgate exasperating Cyclonus enough for it just to slip out.
     
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  12. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Again? They can only do that so many times before it loses the impact :P
     
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  13. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    The term "Pax ____" references the Pax Romana, wherein Rome imposed peace upon its territories and the neighboring lands via massive military force. The implication is that it's really just empire-building and suppression under the guise of "peacekeeping".
     
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  14. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    Okay with the caveat that my typing is not my best rn

    Optimus Prims was alter4ed against his will to contain the matrix at either Sentinal or Zeta Prime's orders iirc, where his chest cavity was specifically modified to contain the matrix in IDWverse
    Rodimus had the amtrix fused to his chest when Megatron shot him (Zthrough the matrix) and it worked to save him
    and given thawt (in IDWverse at least) we have yet to see a Prime that was any smaller than an average (for a height of about 30-40 ft) tall bot and defintiely no minibot primes
    that leads me to think that while the matrix is smaller in large frames, it probably does not alter shape, and the chest cavity itself must be large enough to carry it while also being designed to hold it (either through modification a la the false Primes and OP or through spontaneously alteration at point of merging)
     
  15. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    great now i want a minibot prime

    (is tailgate tiny enough to count as minibot, i forget)
     
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  16. WinkWonk

    WinkWonk 30 Luminous Shark Distresses The Squeamish

    It's pretty late and I should be sleep, and this joke has probably been made before, but I'm laughing because I just remembered that one time I parsed the DJD as DSJD - Decepticon Social Justice Division. Would they be the cybertronian equivalent of antis? Does Tarn kill you by reading your callout post to you, quieter and quieter?
    Do they have a list of decepticons who have been accused of protophilia*? Hm...

    *a totally legit term for attraction to protoforms
     
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  17. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Considering Tailgate is the shortest cast member aside from MAYBE Mims I am fairly sure that if Tailgate doesn't count nobody does.
     
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  18. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    I want this so badly I can't breathe

    This fits into their modus operandi so perfectly. Instead of chasing down decepticon traitors, they work off a list of pr96lematic decepticons an anon submitted to them (and um?? they don't have time to look for receipts for every single one of these names, come on). And then Tarn whispers... about how you're married to a guy when his original flavor husband is still maybe alive....... about how exhibiting no signs of trauma as a made to order soldier trivializes the suffering of all the other less fortunate MTOs........ about how crushing on a bot millions of years younger than you is basically protophilia.................. until your spark implodes

    PS ALSO i'm definitely working on the trepan/overlord fic right now, in celebration of your triumphant return and giant robot mass consumption event (because haha dang that was an impressive amount of material you worked your way through really fast!) ( ˘ ³˘)♥

    And I'm.... definitely not working on it right now because I meant to have it done and ready and waiting before you got back or anything........ >_>

    But also! One one-shot that popped up since I made the reading order that you might have missed: Titans Return! I still can't spot it at all on viewcomic, which is super obnoxious, but it's a short crossover between mtmte and exrid and taao that leads into mtmte 56.
     
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  19. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Seconding ^^

    Tailgate is shorter than Rewind in some shots, who is canonically a minibot, so I'm certain TG is also a mini :P
     
  20. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    In some continuities, Micronus Prime is in the mix explicitly as The Tiny Prime. Recently, he played a significant role in the Robots in Disguise animated series. I'm not sure exactly what direction the mythology is going to go in IDW (not that I've had a good grasp on it in any continuity), but in some of them, it's like... the reason beastformers exist is because of Onyx Prime. In the same vein, in the mythologies of those continuities, minibots exist because Micronus Prime exists. Of course, IDW has the business with like, the Guiding Hand being the deities, and the thirteen primes being historical figures, plus we haven't gotten names for all of the thirteen yet (though I don't think they would change it), plus the line between religion and fact is deliberately mushy and unclear. But this guy is theoretically out there!
     
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