TFs: DARE TO BE STUPID

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by itsAlana, Aug 28, 2015.

  1. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

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    They can't even look at each other when Prowl says he's disappointed, fucking hell. Rewind's tiny 'Primus help us all' at the thought of Prowl having mnemosurgical talents (god, that's a terrifying thought). Prowl saying 'best friend' in all bold because this was probably back before they committed to Canon Gay so everyone was throwing 'best friend' around about Dominus Ambus as well, but which reads as way harsher in hindsight because wow Prowl, you are so very not over Chromedome and very bitter that everyone is ditching with Rodimus, and it is painfully obvious. Chromedome's sassy hand pose in the bottom panel. Rewind is sitting on the table, probably inspiring Prowl's table-centric rage. Early MTMTE is such a gift
     
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  2. Petra

    Petra space case

    We will have reached true robo-equality when we have a female character with as weirdly a proportionately-disproportionate build as Chromedome. Strika doesn't count, she's purely massive.
     
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  3. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    Chromedome's shoulder to waist ratio sets yet another unrealistic standard for Cybertronian bodies, rivalled only by the boob-complex Shockwave and Prowl have given the entire population. Tsk tsk
     
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  4. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    god i love chromedome's weird proportions. he is so aesthetically appealing
     
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  5. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Let's not forget about Whirl's magnificent gun boobs.
     
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  6. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

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    Cyclonus and Whirl, in the distance: Nyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

    Edit

    cy where r u going bud.png

    Cy...you were literally right there...
     
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  7. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    you can fly you two.png STILL CAPABLE OF FLYING ANY DAY NOW GUYS.png

    /sobs at Whirl's chicken legs/ YOU CAN BOTH FLY!!! YOU TWO ARE GIVING ME A MIDLIFE CRISIS WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS DRAMA QUEEN CLIFF JUMPING BULLSHIT!!!!! FUCK!

    (aka I'm pretty sure Cyclonus could have transformed and caught himself before hitting the ground if Whirl weren't restraining him in a death tackle hug. Which means Whirl was either supremely confident in his ability to come out of that fall in one piece because #WreckerBodySlamAesthetic, or was actively fighting back whatever transformation reflex his body might have to try to kill both of them at the same time)

    ((Or they're both drama queen edgelords))

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    Arrivederci, guntits
     
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  8. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    I'm rereading the spades fic and

    was this anything in particular? I haven't read RiD and it doesn't appear that there's a wiki page for Starscream's knickknacks.
     
  9. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    I think in the tyrest machine scene, you can see that Starscream has a figurine of himself in his room!
     
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  10. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    look at all of this agony.png

    MTMTE 20!
     
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  11. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Oh so all that happened in the few days skip in the fic?
     
  12. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    I would lean towards Whirl being an edgelord/just not caring how badly he gets fucked up because Whirls picture is next to the neocybex entry for self destructive. You know it is.
     
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  13. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    yeah i mean this scene takes place immediately after his aborted suicide attempt. anyway in other news i am never not crying about whirl
     
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  14. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    Nah, MTMTE 20 was well before Windblade was even introduced in canon for Dark Cybertron, while my vague timeline is more post exRID 33 (after DC). I just extrapolated that Starscream still keeps the teeny miniature of his altmode around for decorative purposes because it's egotistical/adorable
     
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  15. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    fuck i'm suddenly super emotional about how much i love starscream the egotistical selfish awful shitbaby...... i love him Olot
     
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  16. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    Payback>:]
     
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  17. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    FUCK...... i was the buffoon all along...... falling into my own trap....
     
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  18. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    Yes, melodious, pomaceous fruit...all according to your own keikaku......

    *keikaku means emotions over robots
     
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  19. Petra

    Petra space case

    ...wait, when Starscream is dying because of the killswitch his first thought is Megatron is somehow doing this to him? D:
     
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  20. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    DONT MAKE THIS WORSE FOR ME
     
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