TFs: DARE TO BE STUPID

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by itsAlana, Aug 28, 2015.

  1. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    I am a Kitey Bastard no matter the game, so I love me some zippy bots :P Bee, Arcee, Sideswipe, Windblade... Ironhide is also Too Slow for me, I've been using Mixmaster for the acid heavy and I'm gonna see how Waspinator plays to see who I actually want on my missioning team. Motormaster and Ratchet get passes for being my biggest bot and a healer respectively, so I don't have to worry so much about them taking hits.

    I ended up shoving Arcee onto my team, but I'm keeping bludgeon and bonecrusher around for arenas :P my 1star bone is already on base defense, he's just... not STRONG enough to deal with the sharkticon chapter even with his bleed.
     
  2. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    /flops down on a table/ So...anybody interested in some extremely speculative Rung backstory fic? Because wow, the way he just

    completely forgot a key bodily function like that...intrigues me. And by 'intrigues,' I mean that I spewed several very long walls of text at Spock as I furiously tried to piece together a timeline of events from the TF Wiki, and found it wanting, so I made up my own GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF HEADCANON to fill in the gaps
     
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  3. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    why do you hurt me this way
     
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  4. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    It's what I do...it's what I live for... :smithhappy:
     
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  5. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    Ahhhh, I'm going to be stuck in a closed area all day, but as soon as I'm free, I'm so stoked to be hurt too!
     
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  6. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    I TOO AM SUFFERING
     
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  7. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous

    I was watching the latest episode of RID 2015 and I saw a rare and adorable thing
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    lookit those big ol anime optics she's a magical girl
     
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  8. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    I WAS CORRECT and you have hurt me deeply and now I am filled with MUSIC EMOTIONS
     
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  9. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

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    "Gee, the spec ops guy sure seems bored and frustrated," remarked everyone, somehow failing to predict that everything would soon be on fire.

    Prowl finally solves the mystery of the extent of Spike's crimes. He discovers they're extensive. So extensive they extend all the way to Swindle.

    Ultra Magnus arrests Swindle for arms dealing again. I wonder if he'll make it stick this time.

    Jazz sneaks off with Kyle the Wireshark watcher, who's just so glad to get away from Prowl's stupid packets he forgets to ask if he'll be getting a ride home. Not with Jazz he won't.

    Jazz is too busy burning shit. Starting with Spike, via a quick call to the military. Then the military, via a quick call to the press. While simultaneously burning the agreement between the bots and the U.S. military because he's a fucking multitasker of metaphorical arson.

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    Then he takes the arson to a literal level, with an entire decommissioned compound, just to make extra sure anything dangerous is gone. It... probably is after that. I mean you can never be totally sure, but nobody will be able to say there weren't precautions.

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    It sure did end in fire, Prowl-narration. That's because Jazz set it on fire. I'm so proud of him.
     
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  10. Allenna

    Allenna I am not a Dragon. Or a Robot. Really.

    *sighs happily over Jazz and Prowl*
     
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  11. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    F2F update!! 8D new loading screen (drift! And... New orange bayverse-lookin bot? I think it's Bayverse Roddy?) Graphics improvements! Daily login bonuses! New spotlight missions for both the new boys!!

    Also can I say how excellent it is that we're getting Drift and Roddy together even if neither of them is an IDW version?

    ETA: also either I'm getting very lucky or they've fixed some of the horrendous lag issues!!
     
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  12. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

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    ...If you squint, does Vigilem have a spiky version of Caminus's makeup?
     
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  13. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    Where are they, that a being as large as a Titan can be kneeling on what appears to be a paneled floor?
     
  14. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

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    And when he takes over, Windblade's makeup changes to match, which I completely missed before. Caminus and Vigilem were either brothers or in deep love/hate while Caminus and Metroplex were amicae, sorry, I don't make the rules -
     
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  15. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

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  16. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

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  17. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Why must you keep hurting me like that.
     
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  18. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

    Guys! Guys! Guess who finally finished Phase 1? It was me!!!!!!!!

    Also I finished Death of Optimus Prime. So, on to MTMTE and RiD!

    (If anyone else doing a read through needs any help locating specific bits of Phase 1, I can probably help. I think I read almost everything.

    ETA: Like the only thing on this list prior to MTMTE I don't think I've read, other than spotlights that are set later on in the series than I've reached, is Continuum.)
     
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  19. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

    Also I just recently realized that one of the ongoing issues heavily involving Wheelie was named after C.S. Lewis' scifi novel Out of the Silent Planet. I'm amused.

    The main character is a human who ends up stranded on Mars. He never wanted to go to Mars in the first place, but sometimes these things happen. (This is fantasy-scifi Mars, not NASA-scifi Mars. It's sparse but habitable.) Also on Mars iirc are two other humans who are basically hostile to both the natives and the main character, and only interested in other planets in terms of conquering them for the slash-and-burn style expansion of the human race. Ruin one planet, move to the next.

    During his adventure, the main character befriends the natives and uses his expertise in linguistics to learn to communicate with them.

    Mars is dying. It's very old and is reaching the end of its natural lifespan. But it's not the titular planet. That would be Earth, which was corrupted by evil a long time ago and fell silent, turning in on itself to wage war. The main character is an anomaly, an unexpected point of contact that came out of the silent planet, with corruption and death following close on his heels.

    When the main character eventually makes it back to Earth, he naturally wants to warn everyone about the things he's learned. But he's worried that people will think he's gone crazy and write him off because anything he says is bound to sound like a heap of nonsense.

    Any of this sound just slightly familiar? :3
     
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  20. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    Hi so I'm finally back to reading mtmte and I'm on issue 30 (skipped dark cybertron because. just. i can't.) and i usually don't liveblog too much but I just have to say:
    Whirl has terrible taste in movies. A bout de souffle is boring and sexist (like all new wave french film, tbh). Who would want to watch that more than once.
     
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