TFs: DARE TO BE STUPID

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  1. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    They moved the Necroworld from Functionist to standard universe; they haven't made it back to (standard) Cybertron yet.
    Also I like this Nautica. Underhanded, devious, not-quite-ruthless-but-getting-there Nautica.
     
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  2. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

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    I want to know more about All of These?
    Uncensored - WHAT GOT CUT

    Megatron poetry, enough said.

    And how did starscream get OFF the hit list. Does he know he was in it? I mean it's HIM so he has to, or at least made plans in case he was.

    Also - the hit list was drafted and not just added to?
     
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  3. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    HELLO GOOD MORNING IT COMICS TIME

    OH IS IT GIRL HANGOUT TIME???? HECK FUCKING YES!!!!!
    oh firestar you rude precious idiot. I love you but you and nauts are really not good for eachother
    BLESS LOTTIE
    "Tell me your name I want to worship you like a god" NAUTICA DAT'S GAY
    how were they not amica before omg???????? i love them so much they're so cute
    I want them. to kiss. so badly.
    sdfgh awwwww
    ..... anode what the fuck?
    What is she DOING
    HUH
    .... ANODE WHAT DID YOU DO
    DID YOU STEAL SOMETHING AGAIN?
    "When did exilirating become a byword for "unexpected and traumatic"?" me 2 Nauts
    LUG, BLESS U
    Anode omfg no
    holy shit funeral town. What is the old order again tho? should I remember that?
    HI CREEPY ALIEN
    oh my god
    FAKE SENTIO METALLICO????
    bless Lug tho. Precious toolbox waifu
    oh my god what are they doing there????????? a dying old protoform that's just a week old at most???? what?????
    the curator is..... a cutie pie.....
    why ARE THE YSHOOTING THE COFFIN BABY?
    .... who is wipe-out he looks cute
    "The grand architect" "Techy???" bless
    HOLY SHIT why are they murdering blacksmiths?
    OH OH YES
    YES GOOD GOOD GOOD WORLDBUILDING!!!
    HAH the faction symbol theory was right probbaly bless >:3 Now to figure out more
    "I find it hard to get excited these days" .... you aren't okay are you nauts? :c
    awww he worries.
    low blow nauts
    CANON TRANS LADY ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT EXPLAINS HOW THEY'RE CYBERTRONIAN THEN!!!!!!!!
    oh boy the BBC at it again huh
    -zooooooooms right in on that worldbuilding-
    GOOD TO KNOW THEY SPLIT OFF OF THE GC
    .... o
    ono
    I KNOW THAT SYMBOL
    SHIT
    ...... nautica what
    NAUTICA HOLY SHIT???????? THAT'S
    THAT'S METAL AS FUCK
    MY BABY GIRL I AM CONCCERNED BUT AS THE PROUD OWNER OF AN OC WHO STICKS CURSED ARTIFACTS IN THEIR EYESOCKET I AM ALSO VERY IMPRESSED
    bla bla bla preview for shit i'm not interested in
    except they apparently ble up starscream just now. Okay.png
    what has been going on in the other bits of the franchise while i'm desperately failing to catch up on exrid?????
     
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  4. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    I'm too tired what acronym is this because I'm mostly sure the British broadcasting corporation is not in this issue.
     
  5. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Black Box Consortium/Consortia, changes depending on who's writing that day. They did the Prion genocide.[/spoiler[
     
  6. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Black Block Consortia actually which confirms we're back in main-timeline verse :P Black Box Consortia has only been mantion in the Functionist Universe
     
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  7. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    KAPUT. WHY JAM BRAIN IN EYE WHY. If Kaput winds up an accessory to Skids' resurrection, I... I can imagine needing to plug Skids' processor into processor-specific life support stuff that might only be located in a Cybertronian's living head, but still. Why would she go to Kaput for help with that and NO ONE ELSE? Thank fuck Velocity is right there, because I want to either know what she was thinking about this, or have her demand some answers if Nautica hasn't told anyone (and also put Nautica's eye back once this all plays out)

    I feel like there's an old Tailgate quote where he mentions offhand that Cyclonus has a lot of Tetrahex real estate?

    Ah, issue 13:

    Cyclonus is old money, man
     
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  8. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    I think maybe Nautica just flatout lied about going to Kaput?
     
  9. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    I'm not finding that in thirteen, either in the comic proper or the synopsis of the prose on the wiki? If you've got the prose text somewhere that'd be gr8 but ??? When Hap
     
  10. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    Also, I fucking KNEW Starscream had to have been on the List at some point. He's Tarn's (and probably Kaon's) sworn nemesis solely because Megatron keeps taking him off it, as far as I'm concerned
     
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  11. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    It's from Signal to Noise, and it's actually in the top summary blurb on Cyclonus's TF Wiki page
     
  12. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Thank! Signal to Noise is indeed the prose addition to 13, which I have not been able to find :T How Dare my free online pirated comics not be complete
     
  13. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    I..... feeeeel like I may have posted that in the thread at some point, in the form of shitty phone photos. But looking for it would be hard.

    fake edit: WAIT i still have the relevant hardcover in my bed with me, left from referencing the starscream fic. SHITTY PHONE PICS COMING SHORTLY.
     
  14. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    Text supplements: Signal to Noise

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  15. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

    Whirl just made an X-Men reference and I am duty-bound to record and report. Please note that the X-Men are "sworn to protect a world that hates and fears them".

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    Whatever you say, Whirl. <3
     
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  16. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

    Regarding Soundwave, I like exRiD 21-22 and Spotlight: Megatron in context of each other.

    ExRid 22, before the war and I think just before Soundwave officially became a Decepticon:
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    Yeah, you could say some question it.

    ExRiD 21, a couple decades before the full-scale invasion of Earth:
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    Oh Soundwave. So you don't need him to like you, you just need him to be honest? Even though he just lied about trusting you. As long as he's honest about the important things, yeah? Which leaves you where, exactly?

    ExRiD 21, after the invasion of Earth ended with Megatron totally incapacitated, next to dead, and the Decepticons barely clinging on:
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    Spotlight: Megatron, after Soundwave and Shockwave have managed to fix Megatron up:
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    Shh! Megatron, he can probably taste you finding him creepy. I wonder what color that is. Probably not a delicious one.
     
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  17. aetherGeologist

    aetherGeologist Well-Known Member

    I am kind of apprehensive about this one.

    On the one hand, the last two issues have been kind of full of unrelenting misery and aborted character growth. On the other, this issue was teased as being a) female character-centric and b) containing deep lore, so there's no way I'm not going to read it.

    Permanently. Ok, I'm aware my otp is more of a bathysphere right now but that story so far page is a little harsh.

    Caminus! Which has trees and flowers? Nice to see more of Nautica and Velocity's relationship, it's kind of been downplayed in favour of her interactions with Skids and Brainstorm so far.

    I would have thought that a more reliable way to get a new map would be to sit Rodimus down with some pens and a really boring report, but Nautica could probably get a lot out of visiting the bereavement capital of the galaxy right now.

    ...or maybe not.

    Well, we've got a new contender for the most unfortunate alt mode.

    Five symbols. The guiding hand?

    Why does he need blacksmiths if hasn't been an active hot spot for eons?

    Ah. That's why he needs blacksmiths, and why he'd pay so much for sentio matallico. So those are the prepare, confront, repel faction. Kind of thought they'd be more secretive rather than actually ruling a planet, but this is interesting - I'm kind of inclined to think now that they're successors to one of the knightly clans rather than a deception offshoot.

    I'm kind of expecting them to try and recruit Anode rather than kill her outright

    Nautica.

    Nautica.

    WTF are you doing.

    Surely there were other places you could have kept that.
     
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  18. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    There is very early canonical confirmation that the Knights Of Cybertron are the Guiding Hand minus Mortilus and their earliest "children" spreading peace and civilization through the universe after they struck Mortilus down! I believe it's mentioned in Cyclonus' recitation of the creation myth.

    The Knights of Cybertron are fabled as the original children of Primus and the other four gods of the Guiding Hand, making them the original Cybertronians. Religion says that after the god, Mortilus, warred with the others ten million years ago, the early Transformers were rendered immortal and wise, and formed the Knights. After creating a paradise on their homeworld, they then left Cybertron to spread enlightenment throughout space, riding living city-ships called Titans (You, Me, and Other Revelations) that included the likes of Metroplex (The Reluctant Specialist) and the future Necrotitan. (Homecoming) The Knights were said to have ruled from the Halls of Order. (Ruins) Following the Knights' departure, Cybertronian society splintered into the Thirteen Tribes led by the Thirteen Primes, eventually leading to the First Cybertronian Civil War. (The Crucible)
    Musing that he used to pray in the shadow of the Titans, Cyclonus is convinced by Rewind to recount the "Primal Sacrament", the Transformers' creation myth, and so tells the tale of the Guiding Hand: how the creator-god Primus split his life-force into five, creating Mortilus, Solomus, Epistemus, and Adaptus. Following their creation of the Transformer race, Mortilus turned on the rest of the Guiding Hand and was destroyed after a brutal, costly war that saw Primus required to merge with Cybertron itself to survive, while Solomus became the Creation Matrix, and Epistemus and Adaptus became the prototypical brain module and transformation cog that would be the basis of all others. The first Cybertronians blessed with these traits were the Knights of Cybertron, who set out to spread their gifts across the universe aboard their Titans. Ratchet's complete dismissal of the story as utter nonsense finally brings him and Drift to blows, but before things get physical, Rodimus separates the two and takes Drift for a walk, on which Drift confides that he knows Rodimus is going to be very important in the future.
     
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  19. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Though given 8's new info, I kinda wonder if there was a Mortilus....ien? Mortiluson? tribe that carried on without him, or rallied around him after his death...
     
  20. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    yeah seems likely. I mean what has been said seems to be basically "The guiding hand made the first Cybertronians (aka they had kids), then mortilus got killed, then the knights of cybertron all left to spread the guiding hands' gifts across the entire universe after making cybertron a good place"
    Which yknow. Means that basically for all we know it's pretty likely that the Knights of Cybertron are split into factions along who their parent is and >:3c there's a lot of possibilities there.
     
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