Spoiler: wreckquiem i have been crying since i started reading it and i will never have all the words for what i want to express but my FUCK it was good and fun and broke my heart
meanwhile in other comics news: Spoiler: op 19 spoilers am I going to have to buy a billboard outside of John Barbers house and write "THE END OF STARSCREAMS ARC WAS A FUCKING TRANS METAPHOR" because its starting to feel like that.
Spoiler: re: op19 lunar. lunar, if you do this is will ABSOLUTELY pitch in. i will play literal actual money for anything that beats that very important meta nugget into Johnny-B's brain because BARBER NEEDS A LORE ASSKICKING
Spoiler: OP 19 Starscream’s spent his entire life being used and now it’s even more literal, and I am not okay
Spoiler: Summary of OP19 Devastator tells Starscream that he thinks Starscream is the reincarnation of the Fallen, Megatronus. Starscream sends Devastator to kill everyone, so Devastator attacks Victorion. Liege Maximo takes the Maximals out to go do things, so Arcee decides to fight all of them. Shockwave blasts a big hole in Metrotitan and tells Starscream that he made up the Chosen One prophecy to get Starscream into power because Starscream would be easy to manipulate. Trypticon (plus babies, plus Dinobots) absconds. Optimus wakes up inside the singularity next to Bumblebee.
Ugh, I might not actually read that, even if I like the Spoiler Trypticon babies. EDIT: Like it doesn't sound like an enjoyable issue. I'll pick up the next one probs.
The road to hell is paved in giving your Transformers fan dragons expensive user-made accents Guess who
HAVE YOU HEARD TEH GOOD NEWS ABOUT OPTIMUS PRIME??? I made this to advertise the transformers stream time change, I couldn't help myself, my hand slipped. We are gonna rev up and roll out tomorrow at 9:00am pdt
Netflix: Here is season 2 of a documentary series about toys! Me: I don’t really like documentaries and you should know this my streaming service, but I’m clicking anyway because the title image is Lego and I try to make an effort to appreciate Danish contributions. Granted this is an excessively pointless way to do that... Netflix: Episode 2 is Transformers. Me: Well fuck everything. I guess I’m watching season 2 episode 2 of The Toys That Made Us. Netflix: Nm Imma load forever. I don’t even know how to feel about this anymore. But I thought I should mention this exists in case someone here does like documentaries.
