TFs: DARE TO BE STUPID

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by itsAlana, Aug 28, 2015.

  1. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    once upon a time my 13 year old self was embarrassed to find anime characters attractive....... if only i'd known how much farther i would fall
     
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  2. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    it's the best answer
     
  3. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    Once you clear Dark Cybertron, there is significantly less political intrigue to deal with! Admittedly, some of that is replaced with politically-flavored military shenanigans instead, which isn't nearly as interesting as the intergalactic roadtrip, but they do some genuinely new and excting things with human/robot dynamics. Plus you get Thundercracker! He's the impossibly pure, dog-loving light of my life :')
     
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  4. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    Rereading 40 to get a look at Brainstorm's face, and suddenly: that's a big drink, Nautica. Either it's really weak, she has high tolerance, or she's going to get hammered.
     
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  5. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    I choose to believe Nautica is just an absolute tank

    tank.jpg
     
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  6. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    The holiday special definitely had her getting smashed with Whirl, but they were pounding through the good shit, so I'd assume that a) she knows her engex and b) she has the tolerance of the gods.
     
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  7. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    But consider this: drunk Nautica. Adorable as she always is, but without the "this is a bad idea" filter.
     
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  8. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    babe knows her drinks, i can appreciate a woman who can drink others under the table

    which brings me to the fact that the lost light is absolutely a ship full of enough bots making bad life choices that I'd be very interested in a drink-off fic
    which ends up with everyone giving up when the final face off is Nautica versus Tailgate
    (who is now indestructable which I choose to interprete as he's got a fucking wolverine healing factor so he can't get drunk easily anymore)
    Cyclonus who did not participate is awed and a little intimidated. Skids did participate and is awed and intimidated while also being hammered as fuck.
    I don't even care how the contest ends.
     
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  9. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    Too bad Trailcutter won't be around for it.
    I'm sorry.
     
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  10. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    how dare you
     
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  11. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    you monster
     
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  12. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Why do I like bee better when he's not a main character?

    BEE WITH A COWCATCHER! :D ...where did he pull that one from, how do transformation cogs even work? Wasn't "specifically modding to get a new alt form" a plot/character point somewhere else?
    ...or is the little yellow engine that could not bee. Hmmmhmhmhm.

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SHOCKWAVE STOP SHOWING UP TO RUIN EVERYTHING

    edit: [continues screaming about HoS]
    Starscream what are those fins you ridiculous doofus

    Awwww, bee's cowcatcher is part of his back (wing??). I still wanna see Giant Cowcatcher Breastplate on someone, ridiculously outlandish armor is my jam
     
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  13. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    Because I'm overcome by Soundwave love today, here, have a link to this picture (nsfw, xeno, oviposition, soundwave being surprisingly hot even without his faceplate)
     
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  14. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    I'm so glad robot ovi porn is a thing.
     
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  15. Allenna

    Allenna I am not a Dragon. Or a Robot. Really.

    Resting his hands
     
  16. Allenna

    Allenna I am not a Dragon. Or a Robot. Really.

    Cosmos. Ship him with the flying saucer.
     
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  17. Allenna

    Allenna I am not a Dragon. Or a Robot. Really.

    @spockandawe idea that occured to me one the drive home. depending on the fic if you want a oh fuck factor: Skywarp. Considering.

    I like wavehusbands but they don't really work for IDW.
     
  18. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    I think I'm going with Cosmos! I've still got to imply a lot offscreen, like a really tricky amount of stuff, but I think he's the best option. He's got experience with the involuntary isolation side of things, and Soundwave has experience with the involuntary cannot-find-isolation side, which is a good thematic setup for this story. Finding a voice for him is still going to be hard, especially since I've never written either of them before, and I've got minimal source material with either of them bouncing off other people in an open, friendly way, but I think he's my safest choice. I like Skywarp, but I've definitely got even less voice for him than for Cosmos, so I'm trying to push things through before I nerve myself out of it.

    (I'm totally planning to write Soundwave/Optimus Prime in the near future, but I need them in close physical proximity so they can really metaphorically dig into each other, and I can play with the mind reading. That'll be a long tricky one, though, so hopefully this fic helps me feel out a Soundwave voice)
     
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  19. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    Soundwave/Cosmos sexytimes is a go

    And I got to write a pesterlog fic for the first time in forever. I kind of wish I'd gone for the full pesterlog experience, but that would have been tricky, soooo ehhhhhhhhh, but I'm still really pleased with how this turned out.

    (also while I'm at it, I wrote Brainstorm/Perceptor fucking machine shenanigans, and I always forget how frigging much I just adore writing Brainstorm (which is good because word crashed and autosave completely failed me). I need to write him more often, it's always the best experience. Him and Whirl, man, they just flow so fast and easy.)

    So the megarod anonymity fic should be forthcoming tomorrow, now that I've spaced ships out enough that I won't feel like a redundant hack, because my brain is a team player, and fully supports me in all my creative endeavors. But I'm excited!
     
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  20. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Okay I'm laughing because when i clicked on the Soundwave/Cosmos link
    this song came up on the radio

    Hallo, hallo
    Bist du auch so gelangweilt,
    Genervt und gestresst von der Enge der Stadt
    Bist du nicht auch längst schon müde
    der Straßen, der Menschen, der Massen
    Hast du das nicht satt?

    Ich kann nicht mehr atmen
    Seh kaum noch den Himmel
    Die Hochhäuser haben meine Seele verbaut
    Bin immer erreichbar und erreiche doch gar nichts
    Ich halte es hier nicht mehr aus

    Lass uns hier raus
    Hinter Hamburg, Berlin oder Köln
    Hört der Regen auf Straßen zu füllen
    Hör'n wir endlich mal wieder
    Das Meer und die Wellen
    Lass uns gehen, lass uns gehen, lass uns gehen

    Hinter Hamburg, Berlin oder Köln
    Hör'n die Menschen auf Fragen zu stellen
    Hör'n wir endlich mal wieder
    Das Meer und die Wellen
    Lass uns gehen, lass uns gehen, lass uns gehen

    Die Stadt frisst die Ruhe
    Mit flackernden Lichtern
    Schluckt Tage und Nächte in sich hinein
    Gehetzte Gesichter in der drängelnden Masse
    Jeder muss überall schnell sein

    Zwischen den Zeilen hab ich gelesen
    Dass wir beide weg von hier wollen
    Wir stecken hier fest
    Verschüttet im Regen
    Und träumen vom Sommer in Schweden

    Lass uns hier raus
    Hinter Hamburg, Berlin oder Köln
    Hört der Regen auf Straßen zu füllen
    Hör'n wir endlich mal wieder
    Das Meer und die Wellen
    Lass uns gehen, lass uns gehen, lass uns gehen

    Hinter Hamburg, Berlin oder Köln
    Hör'n die Menschen auf Fragen zu stellen
    Hör'n wir endlich mal wieder
    Das Meer und die Wellen
    Lass uns gehen, lass uns gehen, lass uns gehen

    Ooooooh...

    Lass uns hier raus
    Hinter Hamburg, Berlin oder Köln
    Hört der Regen auf Straßen zu füllen
    Können wir endlich mal wieder
    Entscheidungen fällen

    Lass uns hier raus
    Hinter Hamburg, Berlin oder Köln
    Hör'n der Regen auf Straßen zu füllen
    Hör'n wir endlich mal wieder
    Das Meer und die Wellen
    Lass uns gehen, lass uns gehen, lass uns gehen

    Hinter Hamburg, Berlin oder Köln
    Hör'n die Menschen auf Fragen zu stellen
    Hörn' wir endlich mal wieder
    Das Meer und die Wellen
    Lass uns gehen, lass uns gehen, lass uns gehen
    Hello, hello
    Are you also as bored,
    annoyed and stressed at the narrowness of the City
    Aren't you already tired as well
    of streets and people and masses
    Don't you have too much?

    I can't breathe
    Can barely see the sky
    The skyscrapers built over my soul
    Always on call but never achieving much
    I can't deal with this place anymore.

    Let us get out
    Behind Hamburg, Berlin or Köln [TN: german cities.]
    The rain stops filling the streets
    And we can finally hear again
    The sound of the sea and the waves
    Let us go, let us go, let us go

    Behind Hamburg, Berlin or Köln
    People stop asking questions
    And we can finally hear again
    The sound of the sea and the waves
    Let us go, let us go, let us go

    The town feeds on quiet
    with flickering lights
    Eats Days and nights in itself
    Hurried faces in a shoving crowd
    Everyone must be everywhere quickly

    Between the lines I read
    That we both want to be away from here
    We're stuck here
    Drowning in rain
    And dream of Summer in Sweden

    Let us get out
    Behind Hamburg, Berlin or Köln
    The rain stops filling the streets
    And we can finally hear again
    The sound of the sea and the waves
    Let us go, let us go, let us go

    Behind Hamburg, Berlin or Köln
    People stop asking questions
    And we can finally hear again
    The sound of the sea and the waves
    Let us go, let us go, let us go

    Ooooooh...

    Let us get out
    Behind Hamburg, Berlin or Köln
    The rain stops filling the streets
    We can finally again
    Make real decisions

    Let us get out.
    Behind Hamburg, Berlin or Köln
    The rain stops filling the streets
    And we can finally hear again
    The sound of the sea and the waves
    Let us go, let us go, let us go

    Behind Hamburg, Berlin or Köln
    People stop asking questions
    And we can finally hear again
    The sound of the sea and the waves
    Let us go, let us go, let us go
     
    Last edited: Apr 17, 2016
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