that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

I don't know why, since I can't imagine him being so blasé about the rot, but that video makes me think of Dwight Schrute.

 

heating and air conditioning van driving on the road next to me, windows rolled down, blasting Temperature by Sean Paul at top volume

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10216269045387754

 

"It Works"

(And yes, I did reply to this post exactly the way you'd expect.)

 

Oh, that’s probably why mourning doves raise the near wing straight up in the air when challenging chipmunks in ground wars for seeds. They gonna wing-slap you if you get too close.

That video is amazing.

 

This is the funniest shit i have seen in a long while

 

I gotta say, their impression of a Wes Anderson film is positively uncanny.

I’ll show myself out.

 

read a fanfic where the top author's note was just a fight emoji and then the end author's note was just a shrug emoji

unsure if the fact that the fanfic itself was bloody murdering makes this more hilarious or not

 

This ancient (2012!) story from my mom:

 

that is literally the most clickbaity title butch hartman could put on his disney princess fanart

 

update: i watched clickbait cop and i think he knows exactly what he's doing :P

and i suspect that, despite the clickbaity title, you won't be disappointed if you actually want to see five disney princesses DRAWN in JAIL!

"suspect" 'cause "five disney princesses DRAWN in JAIL!" is not something i've ever felt much of a desire to see and thus i haven't actually watched the video

 

COOKIES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
https://nsarchive.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/mil-c-44072c.pdf

 

oh my god

 

I wish i could rate this more than once :0

Also i found this video about making dirt balls and i cant decide if its a parody or not. Either way its pretty funny

 

This old article about John Linnell's adventures in dining.

 

I tried to take a nice portrait photo of the cat.

She objected.