that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Spoiler: Nsfw

 

Been reading a review of Battlefield Earth, and I just got to the bit where our hero Jonnie decides to beat an adult grizzly bear to death in melee combat WITH THE BUTT OF A FULLY FUNCTIONING RAY GUN. Takes Why Don't You Just Shoot Him to new levels.

 

Fred THE OBSESSIVE CHEF Bamboo Cutting Board, 9-inch by 12-inch

 

Continuing my last post, I'm still reading the review and it's also very funny how the horses get more page time, description, character development, and sympathy than the love interest does, and I'm not even slightly exaggerating.

 

memes and semiotics (or, se-MEME-otics)

 

:D :D :D

 

The kitten has managed to stomp on my keyboard often enough that the Google Chrome Help Page is officially one of my frequently visited tabs now.

 

Okay, that just reminded me of this:

 

A smut title using the word "Exploding" is mildly concerning and also giggle-worthy.

 

@BaseDeltaZero *"The mark gets owned" music from Leverage playing in the distance*

 

Oh my gods

Some honor among criminals is to be expected, but that's shit like 'not lacing the weed you're selling, when you're selling it because you don't believe it should be illegal.' When you're starting off an asshole trying to screw people over... it's like how many people get arrested trying to hire hitmen because the people they're asking are freaked out, except in this case it's more "saw a chance to profit off an asshole"

 

note: is false

 

Well, that certainly does appear to be what someone has been told.

Yup.

 

Yup. Now we sure do know.

 

So that fake tumblr pornbot ARG has a ritual people are supposed to do. The first step is this:

So I was trying to think of a song, and what my brain decided to conjure was this:

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DON’T DON’T DON’T PAUL BLART! THIS IS THE WORST PART!

No, brain, that’s not what sentimental means!!! I can’t take you anywhere. If there’s a plot twist and something horrible happens, I’m lowkey blaming Paul Blart.

 

Spoiler: Nsfwish?

 

i'm down a Videos About Stuff To Never Do On Discord hole rn

all 'cause i hate it when people @everyone