that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

aka
"Dorothy tried to hookshot and forgot how to exist"

imagine this sliding around with no animations at all.
also when facing the other way there is a random arm in the jumbled mess, holding a MISSING poster.

 

@devils-avocado Oh hell yes, I found that one too. My favourite is spring being "nature's defibrillator"!

 

Me (asking if Li wants to share my curry): d'you want a begorrah*? No wait, not a begorrah, a... thingie.

Li: a badoingdoing? Wait. Fuck. No. A.... What are they called? (Quietly) we have problems.

*I meant a pakora, but I was actually offering him a poppadum. As you do.

 

I just forgot to press Ctrl-C and accidentally pasted 'I AM GAY AND CANNOT BE KILLED' in the MSI RMA number field, instead of the actual number.

I'm not even gay...

 

Well they don't know that, do they.

 

Contains: drugs/alcohol, plenty of swearing/random references to genitals



Shgfgd i still love this dumb video, i'm extremely weak to ridiculous shit said in monotone/deadpan

 

The Neural AI has been trained on burlesque titles, and I am ded

Highlights: "Tree! A Burlesque Revue", "The Stripper Stripper Dave Burlesque Show", and "Booky Ampitions - A Stravaganza".

 

"The Pants of Fame" sounds like a Dwarf Fortress civilization.

 

God I love neural networks. They make robots taking over the world a far more amusing concept.

 

I got this delightful e-mail from my old university.

 

knees gotta go off to colleg once theyre old enough

 

I'm thinking about doing amateur standup comedy and want to test out two jokes on you guys.

"I have a question for a Catholic. What do you think would happen if I went to confession and told the priest about the time I ate an entire baguette in one sitting. Just sat down and started tearing off pieces with my hands, no butter or anything. Just me and like two feet of bread making sweet, carby magic for like twenty minutes. Does that count as gluttony?"

and

"I'm 25 now, and my mom keeps asking me when I'm having kids. Not in those words, exactly. No, she just keeps reminding me that when she was my age she already had a husband, two kids, and a house. BUT SHE'S NEVER PROJECTILE VOMITED CAPTAIN MORGAN INTO A BONFIRE, SO WHO'S REALLY WINNING, MOTHER."

 

i was looking at pictures of slugs and natgeo fucking photoshopped out the breathing hole gonsjfnffjksnd
not even slugs can escape retouching
[original] [natgeo retouch]

 

....

why would you remove the breathing hole the slug just looks WRONG now

 

[just fucking photoshops out some dude’s nostrils]

 

D:

 

WHO NEEDS AIR WHEN YOU HAVE ΛΞＳＴＨΞＴＩＣ

 

I NEED AIR, DAVE. KIND OF A LOT ACTUALLY.

(would dave photoshop out people's nostrils tho)