that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

No, this was at Gen Con in Indianapolis. Yeah, gaming convention :D

 

Merr Crismuss

 

The I'll have the number 7 Savior combo, Tender and Mild, please.

 

i hope that hat is handmade
i hope someone out there put some effort into that picture

 

I'm so glad that there's more than one Final Pam cosplayer.

 

Spoiler: Nsfw

Im

 

ok but

fetischpro

cw flashing and strobing, non-euclidean cgi body horror, extremely improbable 'sex acts'

tag urself I'm THE ARM

 

fUCK ME, RAY BRADBURY, THE GREATEST SCI-FI WRITER IN HISTORY,

 

It's the blurry hand that puts it over the top honestly

 

I just found the funniest fucking post on fb.
This photo combined with this paragraph.

"See and women think guys have unrealistic expectations, we all have people from our past we have feelings for, there will always be someone we lie awake at night when we are single and alone and wonder why couldn't it have been them. Why aren't they here now. Maybe its different for women, maybe women can stop dating a guy and forget they exist, but guys can't. Hell, I know I can't. I suppose I can agree with most of this, but the last one is unfair, the point isn't to stay away from people that ache for love lost, the point is to show them what love reciprocated can be. That whatever was or might have been with whoever the other was, is nothing compared to waking up next to or sleeping next to someone you love that loves you back."

Maybe it's just me but I think this guy's view is hilarious, like it's an unrealistic expectation not to be cheated on. Like it's some huge ordeal to be expected not to secretly be in a relationship with someone else when you tell someone you love them. Maybe I'm biased and think that people shouldn't fuck over and betray their significant others, but I guess I have some unrealistic expectations for the guys I date.

 

i can't stop listening to this and i regret everything in my life that has led me to this point

 

ah yes this is the chin man I was thinking of. what even.

 

@devils-avocado OHHH THAT CHIN

 

i found out that the italian name for the 80s flutter ponies was pony flapflap

 

"Hamilton at the constitution looking bitchin'
'I was chosen for the constitution looking bitchin'!"

 

I am so utterly charmed by this and i dont know why

 

*Chortles*

Edit: okay its twice as good with subtitles