that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Apparently you find some wild things job hunting.

 

I can’t believe Veronica was kin with Trixie Tang the whole time

 

Yesterday, right next to my dorm's building, there was a hole filled with water (It's been drained now). I initially assumed one of the pipes that were getting replaced had burst for some reason.
As it turns out, it was a bunch of drunk students who, around 7AM, decided the best way to get back in shape for class was either a nice bath or some swimming, it's unclear what their reasoning exactly was, if there's anything that can be called that. Anyway, they decided the best solution to that problem was to have a bathtub/swimming pool (I guess they also had a fucked-up sense of scale), and if there was none available at this location and time, then they would make one.
That was ridiculously unsafe especially since one of the pipes was for the central heating system, but honestly? I'm impressed.

 

I was looking at the map of mouse guard to get a feel for the world and



Welcome to the town of Bitchflow

 

Spoiler: kinda nsfw

 

DIRTRA
SULTASWING

 

Spoiler: Nsfw? 100% Natural Ingredients

 

Spoiler: Nsfw? Again.

In case you're all wondering, Pussy tastes of grape and lychee and is full of natural caffiene.

 

Spoiler: Nsfw? Yet again. Fun with caffeine.

a can of monster would really complete this

 

how this gun talks in vr chat, and the deadpan delivery

https://dokudoki.tumblr.com/video_f...89vxa7w/178208123521/tumblr_padnq7uyBo1wawtgp

 

Dont talk to me or my child ever again

 

Its like that marge meme i guess

 

Story time.

I only believe in one god. She's the goddess of parking spaces and finding a good parking spot. She's the only one who's ever answered a prayer from me, so she has my vote.

Anyway, tonight I was playing bingo at a bar (long story) and was close to winning on a couple of my cards, so I was like "hey, you're the only god i believe in. any chance you can give me a hand here?" and got back the distinct feeling of Not My Thing, But Why Not?

And anyway, guess who won two rounds of bingo and got a $25 gift card and a free shot?

 

Scientists have found out ecstasy make octopods get all cuddly

 

this is the top review on the blue canary nightlight and it's my new favorite thing

(context)

 

So I started paging through Awkward Zombie's recent archives.

 

It turns out Faceapp does bad things to game characters

They all look like such shitheads dhdjsk

 

Spoiler: NSFW for Batman's crotch

Okay, the entire article is making me snicker so much, but just the headline alone: No one understands why DC is now removing Batman's penis after unveiling superhero's appendage