that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

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  1. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    You fools, the roaches are your soulmates
     
    palindromordnilap, Jan 17, 2019 at 1:09 AM
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  2. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    if my soulmate was bugs it would be spiders.
     
    jacktrash, Jan 17, 2019 at 10:37 AM
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  3. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    I've decided that the best joke in my repertoire is "I once waited twenty five minutes for a lukewarm hot n' ready, so that's both halves of the equation failed."
     
    Sethrial MacCoill, Jan 17, 2019 at 9:41 PM
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  4. Morgan Jae

    Morgan Jae pecure. sontain. crotect.

    Morgan Jae, Jan 17, 2019 at 9:47 PM
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  5. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    On the development of the Buran


    https://youzicha.tumblr.com/post/181657051514/my-favorite-part-about-the-economically-dubious
     
    BaseDeltaZero, Jan 17, 2019 at 11:07 PM
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  6. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR returns.
     
    BaseDeltaZero, Jan 17, 2019 at 11:52 PM
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  7. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    f r u i t t r u c k s
     
    Everett, Jan 18, 2019 at 1:56 AM
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  8. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    I misread a post on fb and thought it said

    this just in: youre okay to pee
     
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2019
    Everett, Jan 18, 2019 at 5:21 PM
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  9. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    LadyNighteyes, Jan 18, 2019 at 9:36 PM
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  10. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    “A series of why shots” indeed
     
    vuatson, Jan 19, 2019 at 7:10 AM
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  11. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I just re-found one of my favourite lines from How Not to Write a Novel:
     
    ChelG, Jan 19, 2019 at 8:36 PM
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  12. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    jacktrash, Jan 19, 2019 at 11:43 PM
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  13. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Oh look, this one was written by Rowling.
     
    budgie, Jan 19, 2019 at 11:57 PM
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  14. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    20190120_103855.jpg
     
    Everett, Jan 20, 2019 at 9:41 AM
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  15. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    God. I remember tying to find fanfic on ff.net back in the day and seeing so many summaries like these. Fanfic culture definitely has seen some changes between the early 2000s and now.
     
    Saro, Jan 20, 2019 at 9:43 AM
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  16. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i assume somewhere out there, 12 year olds are still translating their first awkward boners into un-proofread melodrama, but it doesn't end up on ao3 much, and that's p much the only place i look anymore.
     
    jacktrash, Jan 20, 2019 at 11:35 AM
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  17. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    WattPad is apparently the Baby Ficcer's First Choice these days, but I find the UI nigh-incomprehensible, so I can't actually verify that.
     
    KingStarscream, Jan 20, 2019 at 11:42 AM
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  18. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i'm just grateful that, as a member of the now invisible/nonexistent gen-x, i am just a little too old to have put my 8th grade writing on any medium more enduring than wide ruled notebook paper. i had some interesting ideas for a 12-year-old, but my god, the MELODRAMA.
     
    jacktrash, Jan 20, 2019 at 11:45 AM
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  19. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

    i had a notebook that i kept under my pillow that i filled with babby's first smut. i have no idea how good any of it was because i no longer know where it's run off to, but i doubt its quality highly
     
    TwoBrokenMirrors, Jan 20, 2019 at 11:48 AM
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  20. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i didn't bother hiding mine, and it wasn't very smutty, but it was like... imagine the author of 'twilight' imprinted on battle angel alita instead of lestat.

    edit: i just realized that seebs had a crush on me already when i was writing this stuff and for some reason that's the funniest thought i ever had in my life.
     
    Last edited: Jan 20, 2019
    jacktrash, Jan 20, 2019 at 11:50 AM
    #2520
    • Winner x 10
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