that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Fucker, Sep 30, 2016.

  1. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    From the book Universally Challenged:
     
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  2. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Oh, and another one, slightly more understandable but still unfortunate.
     
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  3. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    I tried to show my cat the traffic safety video. She looked at the screen for about three seconds before turning her head away, and then for the rest of the evening she'd up and walk off to get pet by my SO whenever I tried to pet her.
     
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  4. she cares not for safety. the fool.
     
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  5. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    To be fair, she's an indoor cat whose outdoor adventures consist of sitting in a sunny spot under human supervision, so I think she just found the video irrelevant and an interruption of valuable Looking Out The Window time.
     
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  6. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    misty cat was merely annoyed by the meowing. i don't think she speaks japanese.
     
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  7. Misty Pond

    Misty Pond Well-Known Member

    I played the video in earshot of our cat and she didn't even react to the meowing...she just remained curled up in a ball on the couch. she's definitely not interested in traffic safety
     
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  8. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Most baffling entry from Universally Challenged:
    Um...?
     
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  9. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    maybe they somehow got "what's the longest distance away that youve called on the phone"
     
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  10. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

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    50 totally great ways to say no to weed

    tag yourself
     
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  11. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    (try reading all of them in a Griffin McElroy voice)
     
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  12. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    I’m #16 “I will never do one toke”

    probably true, unfortunately, since I’m told the best paying welding jobs all do random drug tests ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
  13. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.


     
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  14. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    A Taako voice is also pretty great
     
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  15. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    I'm "injecting weed is for dummies"
     
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  16. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Baffling simile of the day; "the dark snail of her nipple". Um, eww?
     
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  17. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    Well, it's not wrong.

    I get what it's saying, but generally, snail shells are spirals, not circular.
     
  18. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    "the tiny truck tire of her nipple"
     
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  19. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    CatastrophicFailure.jpg
     
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  20. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    oh my god same
     
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