that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

rats · Mar 24, 2019 at 9:19 PM

so my blog has 3 posts flagged as nsfw, all of which are surprisingly actually nsfw (two are nude drawing studies, so technically still falls within guidelines, but whatever)
but the third image
the third image

why did i ever reblog this??????? i do not remember this

LadyNighteyes · Mar 24, 2019 at 9:21 PM

...That is certainly an image that exists, somehow.

jacktrash · Mar 24, 2019 at 9:33 PM

magnificent.

chthonicfatigue · Mar 24, 2019 at 10:19 PM

I mean, why would you not reblog that.

Saro · Mar 25, 2019 at 10:32 AM

Why does his French horn not have a mouthpiece tho

Saro · Mar 25, 2019 at 10:32 AM

Like I played French horn for six years, that is not how it's done

rats · Mar 25, 2019 at 10:37 AM

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Like I played French horn for six years, that is not how it's done
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ive been playing the horn for like 10 and i have no fucking clue and didnt even notice lmaooo

BaseDeltaZero · Mar 26, 2019 at 6:34 AM

Just ask Dennis Hawver, who got disbarred after dressing up like Thomas Jefferson in court. Doesn't that sound fun? Hardly worth a disbarment. In fairness, the rest of what the court referred to as "inexplicable incompetence" probably also contributed to him getting the boot. It turns out referring to your client as a "shooter of people" to the jury isn't good lawyering. He also suggested that his client should get the death penalty, and that he was quitting law to grow vegetables in an hydroponic garden anyway.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 26, 2019 at 7:05 AM

Aggressive data collection has determined exactly how to speak to the soft, unformed parts of toddler brains, and it's being using it to share with them only madness. You know when your internet stops working for a few seconds? That's lag from when YouTube Kids digitizes a nearby unattended baby. They are part of the algorithm now, water sliding with the plaid gorillas forevermore.
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LadyNighteyes · Mar 26, 2019 at 7:58 AM

BaseDeltaZero said: ↑

Just ask Dennis Hawver, who got disbarred after dressing up like Thomas Jefferson in court. Doesn't that sound fun? Hardly worth a disbarment. In fairness, the rest of what the court referred to as "inexplicable incompetence" probably also contributed to him getting the boot. It turns out referring to your client as a "shooter of people" to the jury isn't good lawyering. He also suggested that his client should get the death penalty, and that he was quitting law to grow vegetables in an hydroponic garden anyway.
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jacktrash · Mar 26, 2019 at 11:33 AM

@BaseDeltaZero source on the toddler digitizing? i'd love to read the rest of it.

BaseDeltaZero · Mar 26, 2019 at 11:48 AM

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@BaseDeltaZero source on the toddler digitizing? i'd love to read the rest of it.
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It's Cracked. And, just to be clear, a joke. YouTube Kids is not literally digitizing children.

jacktrash · Mar 26, 2019 at 11:59 AM

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It's Cracked. And, just to be clear, a joke. YouTube Kids is not literally digitizing children.
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you sure? not just... zapping em into the matrix? teleporting em? like in the movies?

BaseDeltaZero · Mar 26, 2019 at 12:00 PM

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you sure? not just... zapping em into the matrix? teleporting em? like in the movies?
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Ninety nine, ninety eight percent sure.

jacktrash · Mar 26, 2019 at 12:06 PM

ok this article his hilarious, thank you.

ChelG · Mar 26, 2019 at 12:38 PM

Still on Disney birbs kick and I always love furry stuff which shouts out humorously to the biology of the real animal, so this fanart is my fave (in case you don't know, baby parrots are mildly terrifying):

Technicality · Mar 26, 2019 at 9:19 PM

palindromordnilap · Mar 27, 2019 at 8:45 AM

When Josiah Zayner watched a biotech CEO drop his pants at a biohacking conference and inject himself with an untested herpes treatment, he realized things had gone off the rails.
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