that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

The most unsettling part is that if you look at the image in that context, it appears as if either A) the pokeball is made of some squishy material, or B) Wario's thong is literally bending steel

 

that, or the pink parts are decorative

 

This shirt

For when u want it known that u will kill on behalf of the moon

 

the same ai thing that made Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash was fed bitcoin explainers and made this wonderful wonderful informational screed about bitcoin.

brb uploading a future version of myself on the darknet

 

But why is his future self black? IS THAT WHAT THE DARKNET DOES??

 

Similarily,

 

"Billionaire Killer; Mark February tried to put a patent on my life." is a mood.

 

far more interesting than any syllabus i sat through tbh

also i love the exam children.

 

The "class object" sounds like an SCP.

 

i’m pretty sure that class is offered at Night Vale Community College

 

I dont know why this is so funny to me but here you go:

 

I brought this up in the bad fiction thread but I think it deserves to go here too on the grounds of being so bafflingly funny.

What.

 

Love opening Pinterest to this.

 

Discworld calendar's image for March making me think of The Eye of Argon's "fleeting stead of death".

 

Our local furniture store had to issue a retraction statement after putting out an April Fool's advert for weight-loss-while-you-sleep beds on the radio. Apparently their phone lines have been choked with people wanting to place orders.