that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

BaseDeltaZero · May 18, 2019 at 6:46 AM

jacktrash · May 18, 2019 at 1:24 PM

vegacoyote said: ↑

“Saskatoon Police Service: No more scootty”

fave ^x^
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"Mr.person: I want a fresh puppy in my home" SIGNED

jacktrash · May 18, 2019 at 1:29 PM

BaseDeltaZero said: ↑

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this is pure joy.

ChelG · May 18, 2019 at 3:56 PM

4yo: “Daddy, when I’m as big as you, I will drive and sit next to Mommy - and you can sit in the back.”

Great.

#OedipusCarWrecks

— ReasonsMySonIsCrying
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jacktrash · May 19, 2019

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https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abqb/doc/2012/2012abqb571/2012abqb571.html

a canadian judge meticulously dissects the 'freeman on the land' bullshit. he remains calm and professional at all times, but there is an undercurrent of So Done that i appreciate. also some fun facts about what happens when you try that "there's a gold fringe on the courtroom flag therefore the law doesn't apply to me" crap -- did you know wesley snipes did three years for tax evasion?

yeah, blade got did like al capone. somehow fitting.
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still reading this and giggling. it's long. maybe i'm the only one who finds the dry tone of this hilarious:

[480] A similar strategy was advanced by two members of CERI, “Carl-Wayne: Duchek” and “Judith-Patricia: Duchek”, who sent my office a unilateral foisted agreement that demanded I disprove the supremacy of the King James Bible:

We wish to know if you have any law that can induce me or intimidate us to violate our faith in practising the laws of the King James Bible of which such faith is founded upon?

[481] I had seven days to respond, and if not, I:

... consent to pay me 1 million Dollars $1,000,000.00 in Gold Maple Leaf coin for the damages to my ability to practice my faith unimpeded and that you will, once our agreement is witnessed and published, provide me the name and address of your liability insurance bond agent to pay me for damages due to your intimidation should you choose to break the laws and violate your oath.

I did not respond, and to date have not faced a demand for payment, in gold. I presume from no demand that Mr. and Ms. Duchek have been able to practice their faith without impediment.
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LadyNighteyes · May 20, 2019 at 9:42 AM

The beautiful logo from an article about a Twitter account that retweets misleading science headlines with the words "IN MICE":

Saro · May 22, 2019 at 4:58 PM

tickingnectarine · May 22, 2019 at 5:10 PM

... why

Astrodynamicist · May 22, 2019 at 5:16 PM

I misread that as "Keanu Reeves a visual novel about exploring biodiversity in metagenomes" and was confused yet deeply intrigued

Verily · May 23, 2019 at 12:19 AM

jacktrash said: ↑

https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abqb/doc/2012/2012abqb571/2012abqb571.html

a canadian judge meticulously dissects the 'freeman on the land' bullshit. he remains calm and professional at all times, but there is an undercurrent of So Done that i appreciate. also some fun facts about what happens when you try that "there's a gold fringe on the courtroom flag therefore the law doesn't apply to me" crap -- did you know wesley snipes did three years for tax evasion?

yeah, blade got did like al capone. somehow fitting.
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I don’t have the brain energy to digest this right now, but after seeing that it begins with three different quotes from three different nonconsecutive pages from Hobbes’ Leviathan, I can’t decide if I’m intrigued, amused, or afraid. Seems like a trip.

Everett · May 23, 2019 at 12:50 PM

This gif is glitching out and i love it, and also the dialogue

Wormwitch · May 24, 2019 at 7:03 PM

This podcast host forget what sprinkles are called, and called them sugar cylinders.

Deresto · May 24, 2019 at 7:19 PM

Everett · May 24, 2019 at 8:58 PM

palindromordnilap · May 25, 2019 at 8:14 AM

Back to whimsical scientific names for a moment: meet Steve.

One of the aurora watchers, photographer Chris Ratzlaff,[7][8] suggested the name "Steve" from Over the Hedge, an animated comedy movie from 2006, in which its characters chose that name for something unknown.[9]
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ChelG · May 25, 2019 at 1:16 PM

Been watching the Truth Teeth clip from Gravity Falls about a million times in a row.

ChelG · May 25, 2019 at 6:52 PM

This coyote is just so done. (Don't worry, he survived.)

BaseDeltaZero · May 27, 2019 at 12:43 AM

Deresto · May 27, 2019 at 4:02 PM

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vuatson · May 27, 2019 at 7:51 PM

i love yugioh GX so goddamn much

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