that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Mostly it’s a “the dumb fuck can’t even make tea right.”

 

weak tea (uncountable)

1. Used other than with a figurative or idiomatic meaning: see weak,‎ tea.
2. Weak (feeble) effort or proposal; unconvincing argument.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/weak_tea

 

I found the Biblical instructions for pooping correctly; Reverend Lovejoy was right, technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom in the way we do it!

 

silly keanu reeves joke

 

Discovered my favourite Cake Wreck ever again.

 

"I don't think that's how the metric system works, you guys. "

 

This is my new favorite anime (only half joking):

 

I'm torn between wanting to know more and wanting to pretend anime this bad don't exist

 

Most of the episodes are available for free on YouTube ;) the series is called super yoyo. The main character is 100% a Gary Stu and it is magical

 

somebody thought that one yugioh season 0 episode was really underrated

 

Having fun with ficcing with a character known for malapropisms. I'm trying to find a point for him to offer to play devil's avocado, thanks to @devils-avocado, and my fave so far is when he makes reference to an intestinal surgery to prevent incompetence. ("If only.")

 

I was practicing calligraphy and couldn’t actually write out an award, so I ended up with this

 

I know this isn't necessarily hilarious on it's own, but the comment section is what makes it. I scrolled for a solid 20 minutes as every single person I saw was just saying congratulations. I've no doubt in my mind that every single comment (12000 of them!) all say congratulations. This is the funniest fucking thing to me right now

 

Congratulations!

 

Is there a name for the trope where something incredibly unlikely happens and the characters just react with a frustrated "It happened again?" Because it entertains me deeply.

 

"Dealer caught after stamping his own name on drugs"

 

this post about a amazon video player glitch