that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

I’m pretty certain they were thinking of this, but seriously, all tunes are valid in cases like this, let’s not limit ourselves:

 

this promotional image for the Mountain Goats


j....john darnielle, whose idea was it to just open the door get on the floor everybody just lie on the floor

 

A funny thing - saying that a silly or inconsequential thing is On Thin Fucking Ice

 

(NSFW, brief loli reference)
Watching someone else cramp up at something funny is half the fun of funny things.

 

"May I take this opportunity to ask you to irreversibly end all of my life functions?"

 

It’s like watching a cell phone vibrate across a table but with the comforting knowledge that if it should approach the edge it has all the coping abilities that evolution can provide.

 

Considering the evolution thinks that using one opening for food AND air intakte is a-okay, that's not very comforting

 

Tragically, even by that benchmark, Apple lags far behind evolution in adding realtime 3D edge detection and flight capability to things that might accidentally vibrate off tables.

 

Provided it remembers to use them, and isn't too dizzy.

 

Good grief. Come back, Steve Jobs! We need your visionary leadership to surpass the woeful limitations of parrots with our phones!

 

this whole thread of someone liveblogging an overly faitthful Phantom of the Opera animated adaptation

Here's the highlight video

 

I have to find this. Where is this I must see... Oh it’s on youtube. This is good.

I need to coordinate with my sister. I’m pretty sure that if we can watch the same music video repeatedly for 30-40 minutes, we can handle this.

 

nice way to give your tool a relaxed, laid-back, vacation-y vibe

 

This video ages like fine wine, but funnier.

 

D:<

 

Do want a hotdog now tho

 

I'm imagining someone froufrouing that up and selling it for 40 bucks as a 'deconstructed hot dog'