that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

That capitalization makes me read it as a joke about the seriousness of the discussion. Was the case that bad, or is it their take that we should chuckle at?! I’m so lost.

 

homestuck typing quirk

 

your name is BILNYE SIENCE

 

if youve seen (edit:paul blart) mall cop you probably already know kevin james is one of the greats when it comes to pratfalls, but if you havent (or have and just like pratfalls) boy do i got a video for you:

 

that reminds me that it is almost time for another installment of Till Death Do Us Blart, which is quality mcelroy/worst idea of all time's tim and guy content (where every US thanksgiving they have to watch paul blart mall cop ...2, i think) and then talk about it)

 

this is so fucking funny???

 

Please tell me you know where to get that, I need it for... reasons

 

I saw it on Wish, so no idea about quality, but good luck!

 

the warnings about anal fissures tho is no one gonna talk about-

 

This is at my school. The donor wanted the inscription to read "The Falik Gentleman's Lounge," but that, apparently, was a step too far.

 

Finally, ASMR I can relate to!

 

This Twitter thread of game developers talking about their dubious game development decisions, like programming the entire game with invisible washing machines in the sky.

 

"Raisins are not dangerous pesticides; they are a healthy snack."
"Raisins are not like oysters . . ."

– Chief Justice Roberts, in a very serious opinion about the Takings Clause

Also: the sheer existence of the official Raisin Administrative Committee