that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

this is legit and i think that makes it 10 times funnier

 

http://www.pressherald.com/2017/01/...-king-fries-got-pot-new-hampshire-police-say/
So this just happened in my state. Hearing the reporter read it with no emotion whatsoever made it even funnier. Also, "Nasty boy".

 

That's incredible, I'm so sad they were caught

 

Im

 

Holy shit, I didn't realize this was from the Legally Blonde musical. So many questions have been answered.

 

im making a page of out of context shit people say to/abt me and im cackling (plus some of my own qoutes)

Spoiler: BIG

 

the fact that this book exists

 

The creator of this belongs in meme jail

 

Its nearly 2am and im literally cying trying not to wake up the whole house with laughter

 

overheard from the TV in the next room:
"This is a really nice golf course... Maybe we could use a golf cart to sneak up on Bigfoot!"

Animal Planet what are you doing

 

https://vine.co/v/5FrJqgIhFjn

 

(There's the beef)

 

oh yeah, that's my gramma

we actually call her "Two Hands Grandma" cuz, you know
two hands

 

This cockatoo playing peekaboo