that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Fucker, Sep 30, 2016.

  1. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    From a post about misheard lyrics:
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  2. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]


    tag yourself I’m Dirt Stick
     
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  3. Deresto

    Deresto Took the last piece of pizza

    I'm vodorok pagina
     
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  4. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

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    I found this in the seasonal section while killing time in the pharmacy
     
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  5. Deresto

    Deresto Took the last piece of pizza

    OH MY GOD
     
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  6. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    [picture of Pearl from Steven Universe looking scandalized and yet secretly intrigued goes here]
     
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  7. Deresto

    Deresto Took the last piece of pizza

    For those that can't read the text:

    Rose
    Q U A R T Z
    GEMSTONE
    TECHNOLOGY

    Body Roller
    with Vibration

    Rose Quartz is believed to relieve tension and stress, improve circulation and promote the release of impurities in the body. It has also been used as an elixir to reduce wrinkles and promote smooth skin
     
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  8. What store was this? Asking for a friend.
     
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  9. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    'release impurities' is that the new way to say 'detox' now that that word is slowly (FINALLY, DEAR GOD) burning out?
     
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  10. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Detox is going away? Thank fucking god

    Undoubtedly it will only be replaced by something equally pseudoscience-y but at least that'll be novel
     
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  11. Acey

    Acey breathtaking, heartbreaking

    wow just @ me next time
     
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  12. Kodachi

    Kodachi Well-Known Member

    I like how they say "is believed to." That way they're not even claiming it's what they believe.
     
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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    This Greg Land abomination that just got posted on Escher Girls:
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    They theorized she's turning into a stapler.
     
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  14. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    that gets worse the longer you look at it, and yet I can't look away
     
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  15. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    Do the splits reaaal hard.

    At least the chest isn't like. Tiny. It almost seems too small, honestly.
    The pose is substantially impractical, but probably possible. (Hey, it's Land, so it's probably traced.)

    On the other hand, the *angle* is wrong. The left leg is faced away in like an L-shape, but the... surfboard? is straight.
     
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  16. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    If she had her other arm (where did it go???) on the invisible surfboard, it'd be an okay pose. I think he must have moved the reference pose's arm back behind her for the shot but didn't account for the fact that's the limb she'd be braced on.
     
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  17. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    My guess is he traced it from two women in different poses and cobbled it together and that's why she doesn't have a pelvis.
     
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  18. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    I can kind of see what he’s going for, but unfortunately what he’s going for is Bird afaict and humans just don’t balance that way
     
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  19. Verily

    Verily a very ineffective hitman

    She looks like she is about to badly injure her ankle at any moment, or maybe just fall over, if those lines in the background indicate any momentum. Don’t turn your leg in and balance sexily on the ball of your foot while braking, kids. It’s not a very stable position.

    I don’t think that position is exactly totally impossible? I can get into an approximation, though getting my knee up at the side of my chest and turning my foot in and arching it at the same time only really makes sense if I assume I’m trying not to slide sideways, towards the page if you’re looking at her. In that case, my other arm is bracing me, and it’s tucked in really tight behind my back leg. My problem with this is mostly her near shoulder tbh. If she’s in a situation where it makes sense to move her front leg into such a difficult, very tense position, why is her arm thrown casually back? It looks like spaghetti flopping around in her wake. Her shoulder should be much tighter or her leg should be way less tense. Maybe it’s not impossible, at least discounting the anatomy complications introduced by the side boob, but it seems extremely unlikely. And the proportions seem off.
     
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  20. Verily

    Verily a very ineffective hitman

    If it was traced, I’m gonna guess the model was probably wearing heels.

    Eta: Haha, actually this pose suddenly makes SO much more sense if you just postulate the existence of heels. Her front leg is no longer required to be ridiculously tense to get into that position, it’s a pretty natural direction for your ankle to slouch. It explains why on earth she’s balancing on the balls of both feet even though it doesn’t just look dumb, it looks thoroughly bizarre. It explains why she might need her other hand to be right behind her foot for best support even if she isn’t sliding to the side. And it probably even explains why the near arm is tossed decoratively behind her.
     
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