that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Hazel the wombat won't get out of the dryer: https://mobile.twitter.com/agirlcalledlina/status/1240752789594222592

 

This photomanip of my paladin's mount

 

Subconsciously looking for the strings holding that plane up

 

Phrasing in a book which really could have been done better.

It took me a moment to parse that the writer had forgotten to specify who the "their" applied to and he wasn't talking about the "lucky few" holding their own balls in their hands, which didn't seem like it would help at all.

 

I googled chickens cause sometimes it's nice to just look at animal pictures en masse, and the second result was this:

 

TIL how bats pee

 

I've seen that before, but this time I noticed "Cumland"

 

i speak fluent sexish ;) ;) ;)

 

You're a saxophone.

 

*tooooot*

 

Ok but I'm pretty sure saxophones are the sexiest instrument anyways besides bongos

 

As a ska fan I can't even object to this

 

We all get a little weird in ~*~self-isolation~*~ after a while.

 

I love these random dialogue bits in the Pokemon games, like what the fuck

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