that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

YOU KNOW THE RULES BUT I DON'T

 

The last story in this article is fucking hilarious, like literal tears coming out of my eyes, the cat is looking at me disturbed because of all the weird noises I am making, hilarious

https://www.buzzfeed.com/katangus/tumblr-stories

 

This face

 

A month ago now I decided my punk needed some more queer in it, so I bought rainbow laces and laced my black boots up.



Since that day I have lain in wait, wearing them when appropriate and not saying anything about it. Today, my chance finally came. I was on campus for dnd, and a player mentioned “hey, I like your shoelaces.”

the look on this strangers face, astral projecting back to 2012, when I said “thanks, I stole them from the president,” is something I’ll treasure for years to come.

 

Writing is my passion

 

The Osaka Expo logo is literally an SCP. Someone find Eric!

 

The DM said the top right was a statue of a lady. The bigger image is how the rest of us parsed it.

 

This will never not be funny to me
The X-Men are full of fucking hypocrites and I love them

 

... just because you can pass doesn't mean you don't suffer oppression? Also, Rogue.

 

Oh... I hadn't thought of it that way, I apologise. I guess I was playing oppression olympics at the time, I need to work on that

I will say a lot of the X-Men media still treat non passing mutants like shit though. Like, specifically Xavier's bunch, not even just the regular Joes on the street or people like striker. Lotsa "the world just isn't ready for you yet" bull

 

Or it used to? Idk what the comics are looking like today, most of my X-Men knowledge is pretty dated

 

The head of the hoa said to put the couch in the dumpster

 

This sex toy's name really could have been thought through better.

Spoiler: nsfw, ableist language

TARDASS. No, really, that is what it's called.

 

This fuckening nonsensical ad cracks me up:



Apparently psyduck is crazy too. What a revelation

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytechnicals/

This subreddit exists.

 

I misread that as r/shittytentacles at first.