that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Acey · Feb 7, 2021 at 3:41 PM

ChelG said: ↑

The prey dinosaur's expression in this.

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“not this shit again”
-prey dino probably

budgie · Feb 7, 2021 at 9:23 PM

Wormwitch · Feb 8, 2021 at 10:06 AM

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 9, 2021

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Ah, here we go.

ChelG · Feb 9, 2021 at 5:30 PM

The book Til Death Do Us Trope.

Like when the hero says that he has a dozen houses around the country fully stocked and ready for their needs...but then he wonders if that means that he has a dozen refrigerators full of rotting food until he arrives. Or when the H/h stop at a conveniently located bunker to have sex while they're escaping the villains and the hero wonders why this bunker was here and why it's so available, but determines the why is less important than the fact that it's there and he can use it for sex.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 10, 2021 at 2:08 AM

ChelG said: ↑

Like when the hero says that he has a dozen houses around the country fully stocked and ready for their needs...but then he wonders if that means that he has a dozen refrigerators full of rotting food until he arrives.
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Presumably, you'd use non-perishable food.

ChelG · Feb 10, 2021 at 6:42 AM

Well, yeah, if the writers of the things being parodied were thinking about it.

Deresto · Feb 10, 2021 at 11:29 AM

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 13, 2021 at 12:00 PM

So, here's what I gathered was happening:

Eggman manipulates Northern Ireland policy to make the Allies lose World War II. Without the European Union, he wants to bring law and order to the Middle East by replacing the Syrian population and closing their borders. Israel, right? Team Sonic try to stop him but sadly aren't in time to save the camels.
Silver wants the bad apocalyptic future Eggman is trying to prevent to come to pass, so he plans to assassinate the Royal Family. Because.
Shadow and Rouge just kind of meander around a bit and agree with whoever they happen to be with at any given time. A
my has an identity crisis and may have let slip that she is Batman. Her electromagnetic heart was stolen by the Victoria Family but Shadow and Silver don't really care.
Elise is a closeted lesbian but thinks her sexuality is a sin since she's an avid churchgoer. She finally comes out as gay after Eggman has sex with her and she becomes pregnant with a daughter, but she accidentally kisses Sonic and the world ends.
Mephelis is a satanic nihilist who thinks everyone is doomed no matter what happens. He decides to run for president and murders Sonic. Sure enough, the world gets set on fire anyway.

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Acey · Feb 14, 2021 at 4:35 AM

This incredible cosplay.

ChelG · Feb 14, 2021 at 4:47 PM

I mean, yeah, kangaroos can fuck you up, but having one actively hunt humans is juuuuuust a teensy bit strange. Makes me wonder if I could pull off even sillier creatures. I'm sure there's room for pulp horror starring a panda!

Acey · Feb 14, 2021 at 5:03 PM

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I'm sure there's room for pulp horror starring a panda!
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You have my attention here.

ChelG · Feb 14, 2021 at 5:51 PM

In seriousness, I am actually currently planning one about Amazonian river otters, which don't sound scary to anyone who doesn't know about them. I don't think they've ever attacked humans, but like the kangaroo they could do a hell of a lot of damage if they tried. So could pandas, but I have trouble imagining a motive for them.

TheOwlet · Feb 14, 2021 at 6:24 PM

'Pandas remember they could have a more carnivorous diet'

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 15, 2021 at 8:19 PM

Speeding Bullets! Gender Picker (princess.software)

ChelG · Feb 16, 2021 at 2:53 AM

Entries from iusedtobelieve.com:

Thanks to the lyrics to many hyperbolic love- and sex-related songs, I used to think that the usual or average length of time it took to have sexual intercourse was "all night".
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When my dad told me he had divorced my mother because he was gay, I thought that just meant he was happy all the time, and because my mom was Catholic, she couldn't tolerate excessive happiness because it was sinful, so he just had to go. What really confused me was how my sister discovered this "truth" by reading my father's magazines.
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When I was little, I used to believe sex was illegal. I was allowed to watch R-rated movies as I was growing-up, and it always seemed that the cops would arrest the guy while he was having sex; being unable to comprehend the plot, it seemed that the bad-guy could rob, murder, etc., without worry, but as soon as he and his girl were together, THAT'S when the cops would show-up.
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When me and my sister were little we asked our parents "Where do babies come from?". They told us when 2 people were good god would send them a baby. So every night before we said our prayers we hit each other. Then we prayed and told God not to send us a baby because we were bad. We believed this till like Grade 5 sex ed
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ChelG · Feb 21, 2021 at 2:26 PM

The level of simultaneous ingenuity and idiocy in this:

This is coming from my step brother. He managed a warehouse that had industrial sized rolls of aluminum and other metals. These rolls weighed multiple tons each. They would use an automated crane. They would program each space available, and the crane would place the rolls where they were delegated. My brother tells me about an employee that knew how to work the system with FMLA, this guy was lazy as hell, and knew how to get away with it. It turns out he programed a slot on the top of a stack to be a dead zone, no rolls would go to that one spot. He setup a makeshift bed and would crawl up and take naps. He kept this secret, obviously. If someone had seen this spot was unused and reprogrammed it, the automated crane would have placed a 4 ton roll on top of him while he slept. Some people are wild.
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Other fun ones from that page include:

I worked in a lab doing cytomegalovirus research. One day we had workers in replacing the lights and one said ‘wow- I always thought those shower things were real!’ Pointing at one of the emergency showers in the lab. These are for heavy duty chemical spills where you run under the shower and pull a handle to decontaminate. Turns out ours were just the shower heads in the ceiling not connected to any water. We used extremely dangerous chemicals every day. We got the showers hooked up pretty quickly after that.
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And:

"JIM!"

"What?"

"Are you immune?!"

"Immune to what?"

"Fucking asbestos!"

"Ah, I've breathed loads of it in in the power stations, it's all political."
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 25, 2021 at 8:24 AM

Two dudes, sittin in a pool, not five feet apart because they're on a fucking submarine.

Deresto · Feb 26, 2021 at 4:13 PM

The bachelor but monkeys:

I recommend all of this guy's animation videos honestly, they're really goofy and the type of casual scenario that shouldn't be

ChelG · Mar 2, 2021 at 10:00 AM

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