that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Dr Robobs salty compartment

 

potato sweats

 

Not even joking, this phrase just kept... walking into the brainmeats and saying hi when I was at work last night and more than once I had to stifle giggles. Especially since once in my brain, it decided the salty compartment was actually the property of one Dr. Roboob. Why.

 

this song about being a gay wolf

 

This picture:

Spoiler: (NSFW, swastikas, Frank Miller)

 

entertainmart had a sale of 4 blu-rays for $20 and goddammit i live in colorado i should be desensitized to the weed jokes but there i was giggling like a fool while searching through them

 

The sentences I have to translate for Latin class, including "You can not defeat my sons," and "Sailor: My country is Germany, we are sailors."

 

the way no one in overwatch seems able to spell characters names when theyre talking shit
so far my favourite is the guy who yelled at me for playing semtara

 

dirt boss

who decided to name multiple transformers that and what does it mean?

 

The Castlevania: Symphony of the Night "miserable little pile of secrets" speech (starts at about 1:42 in this video). Especially the way Dracula just hurls his wine glass onto the floor.

eta: Although really all of the Castlevania franchise is gold. "The dark priest Shaft".

 

"Friegg"

 

i hanjo

 

BUTTER NIPPLES

also just the phrase 'purple nurple'

 

Moldy Peaches lyrics:

"Who mistook these steak for chicken?
Who'm I gonna stick my dick in?"

 

Mr Darcy freestyle disco dancing

 

ok but
none pizza left beef

 

"my gender?
...gay"

 

"The ultimate expression of love is making love until you are two wolves fucking in a river"