that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Acey · Mar 26, 2021 at 7:54 PM

Acey · Mar 27, 2021 at 7:09 PM

apologies for double-posting but like. can you blame me

BaseDeltaZero · Mar 28, 2021 at 4:36 PM

"Sir John Mandeville recorded a curious heresy in the hinterlands of Dalmatia. Groups of armed monks roved the land, tossing any peasants they could capture into pits, ditches, or caves. They took care not to harm their captives, but once deposited, the monks abandoned them to their fate.

According to the famed traveler, the monks were working on a great project, the completion of which would restore universal peace and harmony to the world. The peasants, though greatly inconvenienced by the arbitrary abductions of the monks, seemed to agree that the project was praiseworthy. Yet they did not help the monks, for that would defeat their aims and spoil the scheme.

A later commentator names the monks as the Monks of Babel, and explains their strange behavior thusly:

The Tower of Babel was made of bricks joined by tar. Bricks are worked separately and drawn together; tar is manifest corruption. Its antithesis must be made of air, which requires no working and no mortar.

The Tower of Babel was created by people working together. Its antithesis must be made separately, or not made at all.

The Tower of Babel rose towards heaven. Its antithesis must descend into the earth.

The Tower of Babel was a vainglorious project. Its antithesis must carry no honour or prestige.

The Monks of Babel therefore kidnapped unwilling people and tossed them into pits. Once a sufficient number of people have been appropriated into the project, the Lord would see the ancient sin of Babel was cancelled by the perfect antithesis, and all people would speak the universal language once more. Since the root of all conflict is a lack of understanding, wars would instantly cease."
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Acey · Mar 30, 2021 at 3:47 PM

ChelG · Apr 1, 2021 at 11:36 AM

Socket · Apr 4, 2021 at 1:33 PM

Hamilton’s “Non Stop” but it keeps getting faster has had me in ever increasing hysterics. Beautiful.

https://transboypippin.tumblr.com/p...gMuEFNkrFU2XLq_ICBUsJTxJQfj-OvY2ysXJVzp3SU8Zw

BaseDeltaZero · Apr 5, 2021 at 1:52 AM

The April Fools mode for War Thunder is TailSpin, of all things.

budgie · Apr 5, 2021 at 11:02 AM

Verily · Apr 5, 2021 at 6:09 PM

This video has never done a wrong thing in its life. It is the best video on the entire internet, and I will accept no arguments. It achieves exactly what it sets out to do with clarity, efficiency, and what I can only describe as a gentle yet pervasive gunch.

budgie · Apr 9, 2021 at 7:33 PM

ChelG · Apr 13, 2021 at 11:12 AM

Line in a Dresden Files review:

He also adds, "Harry, if we aren't going to kill him, let's at least put him out." I'm not sure if this means "let's throw him out of your apartment" or if this is a regional way of saying "let's knock him unconscious."

(Either that, or they mean to mildly annoy him, probably by letting him find out that the maiden he was trying to rescue isn't alive anymore. Inconceivable!)
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Deresto · Apr 13, 2021 at 12:20 PM

ChelG · Apr 15, 2021 at 3:08 PM

The headline's been changed now, alas.

budgie · Apr 15, 2021 at 6:25 PM

I've found my new favourite Etsy account

Deresto · Apr 18, 2021 at 7:16 AM

Youtube did a thing. Honestly im so tired of nasty recommends on my feed but this is like the funniest coincidence:

Verily · Apr 18, 2021 at 5:42 PM

That’s hilarious, but also I’m sorry youtube is doing a thing. That’s super weird.

I actually came to share something from my recommendations, which I absolutely love. Warning for mild rude language if you’re among people:

Deresto · Apr 18, 2021 at 5:54 PM

Yeah youtube seems to have decided that i like hentai and family guy and i honestly don't know why considering i mostly use it to watch semi lesser known animator projects and mythological stories/urban legends

Maybe its all the meatcanyon videos i watch every sunday?

LadyNighteyes · Apr 21, 2021 at 8:38 AM

Saw this in Youtube recs and I immediately pictured one of those breathless "[Movie] Ending EXPLAINED!!!" videos except it's just a bird being a bird.

Alexand · Apr 22, 2021 at 6:43 PM

Verily · Apr 23, 2021

LadyNighteyes said: ↑

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Saw this in Youtube recs and I immediately pictured one of those breathless "[Movie] Ending EXPLAINED!!!" videos except it's just a bird being a bird.
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I think it’s always important to note that chickadees have a two note call that sounds a lot like “feel good” from the Gorillaz song Feel Good Inc. Also they’re really tiny, making it especially fun to call them gorilla birds.

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