that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

I can’t tell if this is AI-written or an intentional parody of bad erotica. Either way, it’s sending me.

Spoiler: nsfw in the weirdest ways

tag yourself, i’m “she has eyes, but not too many”

 

I’m his greatest adventure in regional small appliance sales!

I suspect a human wrote this, and I salute them.

 

Im the belching vagina

It honestly reads like the author of my immortal is trying to write coffeeshop themed erotica, and she still doesn't know how the body works

 

Hi my name is Serena Cof’fee Depression Bluebird Diamandis and I drink coffee (that’s how I got my name) with cream and sugar and a lot of people tell me I look like Lana Del Rey (an: if u dont kno who dat iz get da hell out of here!!!) I’m not related to Marina Diamandis, but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie (no homo). I’m also a romance novel protagonist, and I go to a coffee shop in SoHo to study (I’m in college). I was walking to the coffee shop. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun outside, which I was very somber about. A cute guy looked at me. I shot my sex beans at him.

 

(Context)

 

A Tumblr called "todays-problematic-ship," documenting a variety of ships that are highly problematic for a variety of reasons, such as causing oil spills, running into icebergs, ignoring the ship that ran into an iceberg, having an enormous carbon footprint due to running on methane and leaking it like crazy, catching fire and exploding, being named after a horrible racist, tipping over sideways, nearly starting a war between the USSR and Sweden because "their navigation equipment was damaged," and today's, an experimental warship that was circular (with the goal that the draft would be lighter and it could navigate in shallower water), but was quickly retired because it spun around every time they shot the guns. The blog header image is, of course, Ever Given.

 

This is not a real thing, it seems? Unfortunate.

 

The blog or the circular warship? Because Wikipedia says it's real, but pulls a source who thinks the reports of spinning wildly out of control are greatly exaggerated.

 

Oh yeah, I know about the Novgorod, I meant the blog.

 

I mean, it's right here?

 

Spoiler: nsfw, bestiality mention

 

I kinda feel bad saying it, but Round Planet is pretty close to what watching British nature documentaries is like to me as an American.

 

This is probably nsfw and certainly weird but by god the man does have a great steve blum impression

 

Got my first COVID shot yesterday. The pharmacist put the bandaid over a freckle instead of the injection site.

 

Spoiler: long chile

 

guess i live in chile now

edit: sorry, i live in LONG chile. forgive my error