that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Two things!

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Can't believe this is an actual q&a on Amazon I found in the wild

 

That's both amazing and terrifying.

 

I can't stop looking at it. You could take a whole class period out of an intro chemistry class during the section on electrochemistry and have a class discussion devoted entirely to trying to find all the things wrong with that post. And somehow it's the most minor thing that bugs me the most, which is that negatively-charged ions are bigger than positively-charged ones. :::PPP

 

Electrons have some mass, though not very much at all. Which of course doesn't necessarily equate to volume. I think what bothers me the most is the possibility that this person is getting on planes with swollen batteries?

 

Therapist: Muscle Picard isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Star Trek Broken Mirror:

 

My sister put some emoji-shaped ornaments in her tortoise's pen. The tortoise has been unwell for a while and she'd been struggling to get him to eat. Then Mum remembered he doesn't like being watched while he eats, turned the emojis away from his plate, and he's eating better again. We're pretty sure it's a coincidence because he probably doesn't recognise them as faces, but it's funny anyway.

 

Fucking best, I love Joel haver's videos, they are so good

"I'm a normal guy, I do IT work!!!"

 

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Nothing bad, just nonstandard use of a toy

 

That's... Surprisingly wholesome, considering.

 

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My dad mentioned that one time someone making a presentation at his work used the idiom "stepped up to the plate" and immediately followed it with "and ate everything", with no indication of joking.

 

My sister's reply:

 

My sister bought a book in French for our mom, only to discover all the apostrophes were missing. She went to leave a review about it on Amazon, and discovered the Kindle version is even worse.

 

.....oh my god

 

Tag yourself, I’m “she had no horses but thought she did”

 

I’m “She owed us so many poems.”!

 

Well, what are you waiting for? Go write those poems you apparently owe us! :P