that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

https://twitter.com/Abellcymeg/status/1440043279370702852

 

Found an interesting book while shelving today, didn't want to look into it in case it was just a misleading title because that's less fun imo:

Spoiler: Slight nsfw, big img

 

Mother. Attention. Pay Attention To Boo.

 

Okay, I'm snickering. (VERY NSFW)

Spoiler: slightly less nsfw

 

That was a magical fucking journey and I thank you for sharing

 

I don't know what reaction I can bring myself to use. Like, way too optimistic an assessment. Winner, surely not. Useful, probably not? Witnessed, I count myself there. Informative, maybe...?

 

I tweeted that video link with only “I love art” as my comment upon it, and an art bot retweeted it, killing me instantly.

 

But what if I need it on a shirt??

 

My friend’s brilliant, if a bit NSFW, idea.

Spoiler: porn joakes

 

I'd post that one video with the woman hitting on a plumber with porn music playing that keeps stopping dead when he takes her innuendo literally but there is no possible search term I could use for it that would not have a high failure rate.

 

I was actually thinking of that one porn opening with a sexy lifeguard "protecting" a dude in a bubble bath and the dude was just getting progressively more and more annoyed but I have no idea how to Google it without @LadyNighteyes same problem

 

Sorry but if there are no lemon-stealing whores I’m not interested!

(I wish Kintsugi had emoji support so I could include the uhhhh huffing out the nose emoji. The one that’s called :triumph: for some fucking reason. Pls do me a favor and picture it at the end of the first sentence of this post thank u)

 

A commenter elsewhere cited seeing "1 Corinthians 15:51" on the wall of a nursery in a church. The passage is "Behold, I show you a mystery: We shall not all sleep; but we shall all be changed".

 

The context being discussing the resurrection of the dead, incidentally. Weird choice of passage, to say the least.

ETA: Though I get the pun now. Still weird!