that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Boobs are pretty much the most squishy part of a human. They’re basically just sacks of fat.

 

that or the only boobs dude HAS ever touched had silicone implants on them because they don't squish in the same way but they still...squish. just. less.

 

I was talking to a customer at my last job and he was griping about how his construction workers complain constantly.

Him (middle aged man): if you’re not bleeding, you have nothing to complain about!

me (young woman): I’m bleeding right now.

him: …where?

me: GUESS!

 

The page picture on the Wikipedia article on the fight-or-flight response. A+ image selection, Wikipedia editor.

 

This thread, especially this part.

 

(Somewhat NSFW)

 

The longer I look the funnier it gets

Spoiler: mildly nsfw

 

AI-generated Christmas entities.



This one is an entire mood.

 

Oh my god he's a friend

 

He's doing Athe's work, and may she bless him for it.

 

Over-censored YouTube videos where the robot voice talks about "Charles Peenens".

 

forbidden fishing hole

 

The Chariot card in the "Beauty of Horror" zombie tarot deck immediately made me think "BEEP BEEP ALL ABOARD THE IDIOT WAGON".

 

This situation showing up in my youtube recommendations is a perfect snapshot of stuff I love so very much about the internet recently.



I haven’t watched the video yet, or watched Rick and Morty yet, but that cannot detract from the majesty of the presentation here. The thumbnail with the title with the topic, together they are killing me.