that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

We were looking at bad taxidermied lions and, well...



Had to make a meme of it

 

An unsourced Tumblr post told me that there is currently a meme on the Mexican internet that the economy is going to collapse because they just released new 50-peso bills with axolotls on them and nobody wants to give up their axolotls.

 

Spoiler: gifs

 

https://twitter.com/hibbary/status/1490174849607561216

 

This thread of people selling mirrors.
https://twitter.com/fatfeet42/status/1492052651374227456

 

Everything about this Dōgen video, especially the subtitles.

The translation of「し…かし」 as "Further more... or less" lives forever rent-free in my head.

 

DM Makes Party Roll for Everything, TPK Ensues

 

not exactly a fusion, but my mom's favorite mixed up turn of phrase is 'we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it'

 

My intro linguistics textbook included a list of mixed metaphors, and it was the best page in the book.

She grabbed the bull by the horns, and ran with it.
I’ve hit the nail on the jackpot.
I’m shooting from the seat of my pants.
You’re pulling my leg over my eyes.
I’m flying by the edge of my seat.
Beware my friend . . . you are skating on hot water.
We’re robbing Peter to pay the piper.
I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.​

And my personal favorite:

I would not trust him with a ten-foot pole.​

 

I'm fond of "we'll burn that bridge when we get to it"

 

I think it was @Vast Derp who gave us the truly iconic example of “does the Pope shit in the woods?”. That’s still my favorite.

 

Idk if this has been posted before but here you go



The bit where he looks so smug with his golf club gets me every time

 

Spoiler: nsfw text

 

Also from Tumblr:

(Dinjer is a toddler, for those unfamiliar.)