that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

… Uh but like. Um. Cars. Handcuffs. Belt buckles. (Yeah I know it’s obvious what’s wrong but it took so long to wade through my Well Actually meter is burning a hole in the ceiling.)

 

My favorite bit is when he reveals the gun is wood but magneto, one of the most dangerous people on the planet through sheer intellect alone, is so thoroughly shaken he doesn't realize he could just leave at any moment. The absurdity of it makes me cackle

 

the most sluggish pacing imaginable, incredible

 

If I were Magneto, I'd probably carry around metal spikes on my belt as a matter of course, but what do I know, I'm not MASTER OF MAGNET

 

I wonder how long Magneto will sit there staring at the metal bars of his prison cell before he figures it out?

 

https://www.burytimes.co.uk/news/10...lping-bury-animals-charity-slogan-goes-viral/

 

Spoiler: nsfwish

 

Alleged quote from a Pentagon staffer, complaining that efforts to reform the military have been too timid: "It's just ham-fisted salami-slicing by the bean counters." Apparently someone was hungry during that interview.

 

Something's a little off here.

 

That immediately reminded me of this video XD:

 

Whoops.

 

It's the Star Trek Fandom.

... They know exactly what they're doing.

 

I was just reminded of how, I have been told, when my uncle was little he wrote a story for school which began "A long time ago, when dinosaurs ruled the earth and Grandad was a little boy..."

 

https://twitter.com/Dustinkcouch/status/1560074436639866880