that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Happy birthday to Ariel needs legs:

 

God, my uncle by choice is running another haunt this year and he's putting me in charge of greeting and corralling customers, and when I asked how scary he'd like me he said "dress as a pirate wench to lure them into a false sense of security" am I'm laughing my ass off at the thought. Just, fuckin. Wench! Wench.

 

While drunk at the ren fest I came up with "you either die a wench or live long enough to see yourself become a crone" and my brain has been obsessed with it since.

have fun being a wench!!!

 

Reading a transcript of Hiveswap for a dissection and found this line, achieved when one uses the Pogs on the dog flap:

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/kZ9x25yTwdU?feature=share

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/vYHQDS-AYIk?feature=share

 

From Reddit's "weirdest Rule 34" thread:

Spoiler: tw violence

Missing the point somewhat...

 

Spoiler: nsfw

(source)

 

IT'S THE JED

 

Ren the King telling his royal court with Great Outrage about the party he found going on within the Royal Vault the other day, to expressions of surprise and dismay.

Out of the six people in the Royal Court, only one (Iskall85) wasn't at the Vault Party, because he's been taking a break from the server for the past couple months.

This may just be the "vaguely depressed so anything that actually manages to make you laugh is the Funniest Thing Ever" talking, but man, funniest bit ever.

 

https://twitter.com/knotsicle/status/1573004564017586176

 

Spoiler: nsfw

The Fleshlight company makes one with attached balls, and I was kind of surprised to see they had it being handled by an apparently cisgender female model, which seems like neither a representation of the target market nor much of a demonstration of what the product's supposed to represent. Now I'm just remembering the "balls touching" meme and snickering.

 

Have y'all seen that clip of the cowboy throwing a kid in a pond when he says he can't swim? Well I found the whole scene and it's even better:

https://youtube.com/shorts/sj1q7TG5IAE?feature=share