that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

ChelG · Jan 16, 2023 at 10:43 AM

This is horrifyingly offensive (tw racial slurs and edgelord violence) but the idea of a six-foot-seven pantsless guy in a scary metal mask being the character in the role which is supposed to revolve around being hard to notice has been making me cry with laughter all day.

Wormwitch · Jan 16, 2023 at 9:28 PM

Loq · Jan 23, 2023 at 4:17 PM

ChelG · Jan 27, 2023 at 3:17 AM

Eventually, after 5 boring hours of this, the DM gets frustrated and tells us that we were "supposed to" realize that the key wasn't there and leave so that the story could progress. He has the nerve to act annoyed with US because we "wasted so much time" looking for the key THAT HE TOLD US TO LOOK FOR inside the pointless time-wasting puzzle fun house of a dungeon THAT HE DESIGNED. And when we pointed out that his NPC kept telling us to keep looking every time we were about to do what he wanted and give up the search, he had the nerve to say that we "weren't supposed to keep listening to him."
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ChelG · Jan 28, 2023 at 11:43 AM

This incredibly painful maths joke.

Deresto · Jan 28, 2023 at 7:07 PM

I still get giggly every time my friend sees me on kintsugi and asks if I'm "on that furry site again". He's seen no content and is judging this solely based on the colors of the theme I use, which happens to be the sbahj one

ChelG · Feb 3, 2023 at 3:34 AM

From the comments on this:

I had the idea for another stupid homebrew table for the "edgelord rogues" called "What is already in the dark corner of the bar?" table. Where a high roll would be nothing, the next would probably be some drunk, then there's a flirty bard. A 1 though is this. "You step into the dark corner of the bar and before you know it you are showered with lights, a man at the bar calls out pointing over at you. "And now we have a new guest coming up on stage to read his Poetry!" At that point he has to either read poetry or buy the whole tavern a round of drinks.
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Wormwitch · Feb 6, 2023 at 9:37 PM

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ChelG · Feb 17, 2023 at 5:23 PM

Intrigued by this statement, I just say that my merchant have an eye on the wooden box, with their expert eye (jewelery and clockwork). GM tells me the type of wood it is in, gives us a long description of the craftsmanship of the box and the probable source of the rare wood. Which apparently tells us nothing useful about the item for reasons. I say that I inspect it further, shaking it, looking at it closely, investigating the mechanism, the seam, etc, to see how it could theoretically be opened. With no intention of opening it.

GM tells us I get no info out of it. That there is no seam, this is just one piece of wood with no default, with nothing moving in it if shaken.

...

Is it even a box then? How do we know this is a box?
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Wormwitch · Feb 25, 2023 at 6:47 PM

keltena · Mar 1, 2023 at 12:49 PM

This TikTok went places.

ChelG · Mar 3, 2023 at 4:29 AM

ChelG · Mar 8, 2023 at 2:59 PM

Re-found an old post:

Martin the Warrior reads like a D&D game where the DM is constantly saying, “That’s what you’re going with? Really? Fine, roll to persuade.”
[...]
“The guard eyes you suspiciously. What do you do?”
“I try to convince him that he’s sick.”
“You mean that you’re sick?”
“No, that he’s sick.”
“Fine. Roll to persuade.”
*Nat 20*
“Not only does this guard believe he’s sick, but several other guards see him and decide that they are also sick. Congratulations. You’ve made a fake disease fake contagious.”
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keltena · Mar 9, 2023 at 3:02 PM

I am reading a pinball machine technician's descent into madness and it is magical. (I understand nothing about pinball; he just conveys the experience that well.)

ChelG · Mar 13, 2023 at 8:48 PM

DM Changes My Backstory Because I Rolled Bad and the comments' suggestions for alternative nat 1 results in this scenario.

ChelG · Mar 20, 2023 at 1:23 PM

TW for cartoon animal abuse.

ChelG · Mar 24, 2023 at 10:36 AM

ChelG · Mar 27, 2023 at 12:52 PM

keltena · Mar 28, 2023 at 7:32 PM

This (NSFW) Wired review of a… sex toy(??) has killed me. I am dead.

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