that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VL-liWI1T0o

 

#out of context google translate

 

https://notalwaysright.com/you-are-the-author-of-your-own-demise/95467/

 

Wow.

 

The tambourine part killed me dead

 

I ordered a journal online, and it was one of those surprise box ones where you get a random one from a set for a bit cheaper. They looked really cute and have a random "positive message" on the front (which I was kinda whatever about) so I got one. It came yesterday and aforementioned "positive message" is cracking me up:

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It says, in cutesy white font, "If You Close Your Eyes, You Can See Them"

Bestie, see who? The ghosts???

 

The phrase "Show me the Greyfax" like the Carfax ads. It shouldn't amuse me so but like. It does.

 

Is the Greyfax anything like Shadowfax....?

 

Greyfax is an imperial inquisitor from 40K so like. You'll get all the dirt on something. But like. It's 40K.

 

$40k worth of dirt on something

 

the idea of someone reading the emperor of mankind children's picture books and one of them is some shit like the hungry, hungry sludge grub which makes him throw a psychic skeleton tantrum is haunting me

 

That's over three thousand tons of dirt!

 

And that's terrible.

 

Someone texting a restaurant for spaghetti to be delivered: Send Noods

 

Well, that's terrifying.