that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

BaseDeltaZero · Jul 26, 2023 at 3:26 AM

Wormwitch · Jul 26, 2023 at 9:29 AM

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VL-liWI1T0o

keltena · Aug 7, 2023 at 5:50 AM

#out of context google translate

ChelG · Aug 7, 2023 at 6:30 AM

A book written with frequent, directors' commentary-like personal asides.

A series of short stories where every word ending with the letter "S" had an apostrophed "S" instead.

A short story written in the style of a persuasive essay, complete with opening and closing paragraphs directly telling the reader how and why they would like/did like the story (specifically, because dwarves are central to fantasy stories; seriously). There was no narrator for the story to justify this.

A series of short stories intended for children, and which included graphic descriptions of sexual violence.

A fantasy novel where every character had the requisite hyphenations and use of apostrophes in their names, and which were rarely in the same place.

And my favorite, someone who tried to pass off Pulp Fiction as their original work.
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https://notalwaysright.com/you-are-the-author-of-your-own-demise/95467/

Wormwitch · Aug 10, 2023 at 6:43 PM

BaseDeltaZero · Aug 11, 2023 at 12:01 AM

ChelG · Aug 18, 2023 at 5:29 PM

It turned out that, a few years ago, before I moved to the town, the local post depot had hired a few seasonal workers for the Christmas period, and they started getting complaints about parcels going missing. As a lot of expensive items were being taken, the police got involved.

The police realised that all the missing items had been allocated to one person for delivery, [Man], and visited his house only to see a huge pile of discarded, decaying boxes, envelopes, and wrapping paper just lying on the lawn in his back garden, easily visible from the front of the house.

He had taken any boxes that looked like they might contain gifts and any envelopes that felt like they could have cash in them, taken the goods, and dumped the packaging. He’d made no attempt to hide it or get rid of it. My colleague had a relative in the local police, who had told her quite a lot about it, including the fact that [Man] didn’t understand why this had been wrong as the depot had “given” the parcels to him.
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Wow.

ChelG · Aug 26, 2023 at 5:50 AM

Wormwitch · Aug 30, 2023 at 6:42 PM

Deresto · Aug 30, 2023 at 6:51 PM

The tambourine part killed me dead

Deresto · Aug 31, 2023

I ordered a journal online, and it was one of those surprise box ones where you get a random one from a set for a bit cheaper. They looked really cute and have a random "positive message" on the front (which I was kinda whatever about) so I got one. It came yesterday and aforementioned "positive message" is cracking me up:

It says, in cutesy white font, "If You Close Your Eyes, You Can See Them"

Bestie, see who? The ghosts???

Aondeug · Aug 31, 2023 at 10:03 PM

The phrase "Show me the Greyfax" like the Carfax ads. It shouldn't amuse me so but like. It does.

swirlingflight · Aug 31, 2023 at 10:32 PM

Is the Greyfax anything like Shadowfax....?

Aondeug · Aug 31, 2023 at 10:37 PM

Greyfax is an imperial inquisitor from 40K so like. You'll get all the dirt on something. But like. It's 40K.

swirlingflight · Sep 1, 2023 at 1:35 AM

$40k worth of dirt on something

Aondeug · Sep 1, 2023 at 3:38 AM

the idea of someone reading the emperor of mankind children's picture books and one of them is some shit like the hungry, hungry sludge grub which makes him throw a psychic skeleton tantrum is haunting me

BaseDeltaZero · Sep 1, 2023 at 6:26 AM

swirlingflight said: ↑

$40k worth of dirt on something
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That's over three thousand tons of dirt!

keltena · Sep 1, 2023 at 6:52 AM

BaseDeltaZero said: ↑

That's over three thousand tons of dirt!
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And that's terrible.

Deresto · Sep 1, 2023 at 9:06 PM

Someone texting a restaurant for spaghetti to be delivered: Send Noods

ChelG · Sep 6, 2023 at 9:39 AM

Well, that's terrifying.

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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