that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

I LOVE PRONUNCIATION GUIDE
for example

 

Current pathfinder campaign has encountered a society that grows huge sea creatures for transport, usually crustaceans

In the path of worldbuilding, we came up with scallop ships
Imagine a giant scallop carrying a tiny crew on its shell like an elephant canopy

Nyooooooom

 

NEVER RUNS OUT OF GAS!

Also

Spoiler: because I am 12

Ass-powered dick

 

re:spoiler

it would be a perpetual motion machine

 

That dang robob image josie photoshopped
I looked up the post specifically to bookmark it and now my brain is just like

"GREE SPEEEEEEEEE"

 

ok ok so i had to call my mom to ask for a password and her password was *husband* 69 and i couldnt keep a straight face and was like "mom wtf omg" until she said its his year of birth and i was like thank God

it got real awkward and im actually 12

 

do the butts match?

 

Tori/Grimly mpreg. With Grimly as the pregnant one. For reference Tori looks like an elf basically and Grimly is a wolf.

 

"I like you more than eggs"- I.e. the best ending to a yaoi manga i have ever read

Also, Victor's whistle from episode 3 of Yuri on Ice.

 

I found this yesterday, and hadn't laughed so much in weeks.

 

This reminded me of negative anal circumference so thank you.

that speech is a particular brand of nostalgia goodfeels because of a castlevania-loving friend of mine, thank you for this

 

I'm at the BEST party

 

• GAINT not smol (context). Has additional goodfeels for me because my girlfriend and I say it a lot.
  
• Those fucking mangled fast food names/mottos ("Bubger Kirg: Have It In A Way" is my fave).
• borger
• Stets Uninu in general. @Neurogabu and I quote the "YAMS. BIG ASS. YOU...ARE GAY" bit from Stets At The Gallery a lot. "MEME!" gets brought up a lot too.
  
• My #oh tag is full of these, by design. (It's my humor tag, so this isn't terribly surprising.)

 

Spoiler: not safe for brains

negative anal circumference

 

my sister's facebook is a treasure

 

comments from my friends' magic games, where we discuss what it would look like in universe
it's beautiful