that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Every once in a while I wake up with a random thought. It usually makes absolutely no sense. Notable ones are
"Vos nom-noms favoris"
"What the fuck is wrong with you, you swan motherfucker?"
and my personal favorite: "Underpants are the most important meal of the day."

 

Spoiler: nsfw science

Envisioning scientists inflating a detached peen with a bicycle pump is 100% hilarious to me, which in no way detracts from the fact that I think this study is super cool. Here's a link to the post on Why Animals Do The Thing because there's some other neat studies linked to at the end.

 

this temmiepot post

 

Thats not even vegan

 

That makes me want to cry

 

Although i kinda want to experiment with a tomato sauce and bananas now. I cant really imagine the taste, what if its good?

 

I can't see it working, but I've also eaten weirder and liked it, so...

 

Oh wait, banana curry pizzas a thing and a lot of people like it. Hm. I need to go shopping

 

Doesn't that depend on what's in the tomato sauce? Or do Cheerios have some sort of non-vegan additive in the vitamin supplements?

 

Tomato sauce and uncooked bananas? Probably won't work. But if you cook them, I think you could do something with that, maybe.

 

Okay no, you can fuck around with pizza all you want but tacos are off the table

 

Im pretty sure theres ground beef or another ground meat in there to the left of the banana, i could be wrong though

 

It could theoretically be fake meat, to be fair, but yeah, I see it now too.

 

Thats true. Reverse google image search tells me it was originally from the bone apple feet meme though so theres no way the person stealing it could know that /pedant

 

I'm glad that very serious meme has sparked a discussion. I think I'm going to like this place! Also kind of relevant is the existence of banana ketchup, which sounds wonderful to me as someone who doesn't like tomatoes.

 

We are very serious people who have very serious discussions about very serious topics.

 

banana ketchup is really sweet, I am a ketchup fan in general but I wasn't able to eat much of it. possibly adding more vinegar would balance it. or it would be perfectly to someone else's tastes, Idk