that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

where can i buy this shirt

 

My sister-in-law has visited every capital city in the nation, and with my brother has begun visiting every national park. They are concerned about what they can do next to have a good reason for travel.

Looks like we have a solution

 

Man, those are tame. I swear I've seen better ones before.

 

if i knew id buy it too. it was submitted to a tumblr i follow called screenshotsofdespair

of course butts and pee pee township are what get me cause im five. theres also a little town in texas called ding dong if theyre interested

 

This and Polygon's Car Boys are my favorite things in the whole world

 

Im reading a wildly ooc fanfic because reasons and one of the characters keeps calling the other a pervert and all i can think of is that one episode of monster factory about blade and soul when theyre making rat baby and griffin does that bit

 

"dont drag hitler like this, perspective is hard"

 

It just occurred to me that A/B/O (ok, and AB) are the names of bloodtypes, and now I'm snickering over the idea of a popular genre of smut based off bloodtype dynamics.

 

it's not smut, but bloodtypes are used as a huge characterization shorthand in manga and anime

I bet it's turned up in hentai at least a little bit

 

Yeah I'm an omega blood type, omega positive, that means I really want to be degraded and dominated, but I keep a positive attitude about it

 

I am the Positive Alpha, I will happily dom the fuck out of people

(for over ten years I thought I was type O, until I successfully donated blood and they were like, "Nope, that's A-type right there". It was a huge shock.)

 

Imagine, being informed you're an alpha and not an omega for the first time when giving blood. How could you make this mistake. These things are not similar

 

I have no idea what my blood type is, which is scary because my parents have a really wrong understanding of genetics and are assuming I'm O+ because my father is. I better not get into any accidents before I get my blood tested. (Well, I mean, O is the universal donor, but there's still the Rh thing.)

 

i'm beta negative. what does that even mean

 

Regarding the original abo thing, i thought omegas were basically switches?

 

I think it's betas. Omegas are bottoms who go in heat and can get pregnant.
... Why don't these people just write furry fic?

 

Now im trying to figure out how ab types even fit in the dynamic. Im reading about it and less than five percent of the population have that type, and the a and b alleles are co-dominant instead of being one dominant and one recessive. what woulda a co-dominant alpha and beta gened person be like? It would make interesting fic.

 

upon consideration, i've decided that B-/beta negative means i have no leanings towards dom or sub, but i really really wish i did