that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

idk what's going on with my sister's cucumber

 

the first time i've ever been chaotic evil

 

I have never seen alignment charts made for such brilliantly bizarre things as Yard Sale signs and pencil cases. I fucking LOVE it.

 

Ditto! I generally get lawful evil or neutral good.

 

i'm almost always chaotic good but this time i'm true neutral

 

I'm neutral good now but I like that I can change my alignment just by picking a different year of highschool.

 

what am I if I use the lawful good pouch but fill it with a random mixture of pens and mechanical pencils, most of which don't work? also I keep my drawing pencils/erasers/pencil sharpener in one Ziplock bag, with the predictable result that the bag and everything in it are absolutely filthy...

 

Character development

 

Where are these, i feel so unincluded

 

where's 'awesome eeyore pencil case that i drew all over that had good pens in that got nicked in science class and i never saw again'
hashtagnotbitter

 

What if you carried a giant binder everywhere that had little pockets to put pens/pencils in?

 

Obviously that makes you the DM.

 

Mine was twice as long as an average one and held everything not homework or notes all throughout high school. It had post its, pens, pencils, note tabs, a mini stapler, loose staples (ouch), tape, a sharpener, loose rubber bands, and other school garbage

 

I'm immature
I saw the phrase "mine was twice as long as an average one" and my mind immediately went places

 

What was the actual context I need to know just because that's such an obvious phrase

 

for what I thought?

 

Context of the original phrase

 

The post right above Technicality that she was responding to, talking about pencil cases.

 

I was asleep while using my phone this morning and wished my best friend happy birthday on FB. It wasn't untill they responded that I discovered asleep me had written "Wooooooooow! Happy birthday Birthday!"

It is unnecessarily funny to me that I thought this was a heartfelt birthday message.