that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Yesterday I saw a guy biking across the street
Helmet in one hand
Basketball in the other.
Wearing sunglasses.

 

Spoiler: things seen in a city

 

Choccywoccydoodah

 

I've seen a couple videos where people buy clothing over the internet and try it on for entertainment purposes. None of them have made me laugh as hard as this one. It starts out casual and fun with some amusing patter. Then the clothes happen.



Where the fuck did he even find these? (And do they ship to the States?)

 

Holy shit, are that guy's eyes for real???? I've never seen anything like that, and green eyes run in my family. o_O

 

Yeah, it's quite startling. I'm sure he's using flattering lighting and video settings because he's been doing this for years and why wouldn't you. I don't have the faintest idea how much it's affecting the brightness of the green. In any case it's very pretty.

 

An uncaught typo in the book I'm reading renders "foodstuffs" as "footstuffs". This a few paragraphs after lovingly describing some dead villagers down the road. is this actually a typo or cannibalism foreshadowing???

 

honk jesus honk
if u save if u
love love
jesus jesus
jesus jesus
jesus

that could make a pretty decent chorus to an absolutely bizarre christian pop song probably

 

I have Questions.

 

Spoiler: Millipede

 

Those foots are made for walking?

 

Spoiler: somewhat nsfw?

and for anyone who can't read the text it says "the real hierarchy of needs"

 

Warning both of these have weird rapidfire editing/skipping video and audio
(Tietuesdays patreon video sounds like it got put in a food processor by accident somehow)

(A small segment from Taken is purposely put in a food processor editing software for fun)

 

A butt plug washes up onto the road in Pearland during/after Harvey. Naturally, it gets its own facebook page.

[advisory: possibly slightly NSFW for photo of butt plug lying on pavement]