that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

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  1. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

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  2. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

    hashtag relatable
     
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  3. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Oh, same
     
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  4. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist



    This was and is still one of my favorite memes
     
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  5. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    i love how what this sentence implies and what it means are totally orthogonal to each other
     
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  6. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Story time

    I have a friend named Ben who drives and ambulance. ambulances have a similar kind of radio to cop cars, where the central authority at the hospital talks to incoming ambulances and helicopters to get the word on what's coming in before they arrive. it's an open frequency, so all the ambulances can hear what's going on with all the other ambulances. One day my friend overheard the following.

    "Yeah, Erlanger East, we've got a man coming in with an object lodged in his penis."
    "What sort of object?"
    (muffled attempts at stifling laughter.) "It's... it's a spoon. Patient got it... all the way in. All the way in."
     
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  7. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    That is hilarious but might be a nsfw spoiler.
     
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  8. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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  9. Irrational Geographic

    Irrational Geographic i am merely a vessel through which the posts flow

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  10. Alexand

    Alexand Rhymes with &

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    BIG

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  11. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    country girls make do
     
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  12. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    cursed post.
     
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  13. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

  14. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Today I learned that jpeg is called a "lossy" format (presumably because data is lost every time it's saved)

    I really hope I'm not the only person to learn that and immediately think lossy.jpeg
     
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  15. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    ....now i want to batch save a loss.jpg until it has jpg loss
     
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  16. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

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  17. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    Its not that funny but i keep thinking "ah yes, my favorite show, richard and mortimer,,," and giggling like a loon
     
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  18. Khan

    Khan why does anyone NOT hate her


    "Hey, mom and dad... I've got some bad news. You don't get to see the vaginal birth of your only grandchild because I couldn't figure out what CODEC to use when I compressed the video file!"
     
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  19. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

     
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  20. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    I rediscovered this video (and there's a translation!)

     
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