that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

the "feel old yet?" is what makes it

 

it's Marmalade!!!!

his lil thousand-yard-stare at the coin bank is one of the best things ever

 

that's just kinda marm's face, tho. he's a little bonk-eyed, eyes are uncrossed just a tad.

 

He's got quite wide-set eyes for a kitty, he's got a bit of a funny face

 

Story time. I have a dnd character names solstice solaire, lord of Amterra. Where did the name Amterra come from? I was at work trying to come up with a backstory for this asshole and asked my boss "give me a name for a fantasy country," and he said, in a tick southern accent, "I'm terrible at coming up with names."

 

Marmalade frequently looks like he's seen his own ghost and I love it

 

"Superior"

 

At least they're "superior" and not "sterilized".

 

the entirety of #reviewforscience

 

I knew they were good but idisnt know how good.

 

I have a bunch of plushies that stay in my bed. Unsurprisingly to many of you, most of them are thylacines. In fact there are six thylacines plus Rocket Raccoon and a very large wolf.

Two weeks ago, as I was picking my plushies off the bedroom floor (as you do) for some reason my brain generated the following:

"six baby thylacines jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped her head, went to the doctor and the doctor said, no baby thylacines jumping on the bed!"

and I CANNOT GET this out of my head now.

 

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doesn't make me laugh my ass off so much as makes me snort amusedly

but when I see that a meme or something on one of the threads on this site has a bunch of reactions of every single possible type, idk

something about that always gets me in weirdly similar way that "several people are typing" does x'D

 

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Spoiler: transcription

"My 8th grade students were doing a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of a home on $2000 a month. This was written on one"
"Pls Dont let me live on my own I spent 32$ on Asparagus"

 

Wow I really need to upgrade to the new version.

 

Today I discovered the Kindle erotica title "Bigfoot Knocked Up My Dog". I'm assuming Mad Libs were involved in writing it.