that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

An opinionated anon spoiling their Star Wars rant by calling the villain "Kyle Ron". All I can picture is Ben Solo with red hair, a wand, and a green deerstalker. Someone draw that.

 

That's a common fan nickname, either mocking or affectionate. I've also seen a lot of just "Kyle."

 

It is? Well, it kind of wrecked the serious rant either way.

 

It's also a way for people to keep it out of the tags/search option; sort of backfires if they're the kind of asshole to tag it anyways, but I know a lot of people who use "kyle ron" specifically to avoid getting their posts on the dashes of people who do track "kylo ren".

 

tumblr: Kyle Ron
me, an intellectual: He Who Must Not Be Shipped

 

Tumblr's tracked search function is the actual worst thing, Part 495831720.

 

how can I rate your post #agrewitnessed?

 

You can rate it "Agree," and then I can say in this post that it's been trying to insert untagged fetish art into my dash for the last 24 hours and you can rate that "Witnessed"?

 

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

Spoiler: large images, kinda nsfw

 

Every time I see this one, I die laughing. Every. Single. Time.

 

This bizarre kanye west copypasta. I can't find the source and it's just been sitting in a text document in one of my folders for a while. Googling it leads to no answers.

Spoiler: kanyexkanye otp

KANYE WEST, IN HIS KANYE NEST, TAKING A KANYE REST, SO HE COULD COMPLETE HIS KANYE QUEST OF TRUTH, DECIDED ONE DAY TO FOREVER LOVE NO PERSON MORE THAN HIMSELF. SO, TO PROVE HIS LOVE HE BOUGHT A LARGE DIAMOND RING FOR HIMSELF (IT WAS BETTER THAN KIM'S) AND WROTE A LOVE LETTER FOR HIMSELF. FINALLY, VALENTINE'S DAY CAME AND HE DECIDED IT WOULD BE THE PERFECT TIME TO CONFESS HIS LOVE.
'KANYE...' KANYE SAID TO KANYE.
'YES, KANYE?' SAID KANYE.
'I REALLY LIKE YOU...' CONFESSED KANYE, BLUSHING.
'LIKE, LIKE-LIKE OR LIKE?' ASKED KANYE.
'LIKE-LIKE' SAID KANYE 'HIDING HIS FACE.
'AWE KANYE I LIKE-LIKE YOU TOO.' SAID KANYE
'HERE I WROTE YOU A LETTER' SAID KANYE HANDING KANYE THE LETTER, WHICH KANYE READ ALOUD;
'THE FITNESSGRAM:tm: PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES. THE 20 METER PACER TEST WILL BEGIN IN 30 SECONDS. LINE UP AT THE START. THE RUNNING SPEED STARTS SLOWLY, BUT GETS FASTER EACH MINUTE AFTER YOU HEAR THIS SIGNAL. [BEEP] A SINGLE LAP SHOULD BE COMPLETED EACH TIME YOU HEAR THIS SOUND. [DING] REMEMBER TO RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE, AND RUN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. THE SECOND TIME YOU FAIL TO COMPLETE A LAP BEFORE THE SOUND, YOUR TEST IS OVER. THE TEST WILL BEGIN ON THE WORD START. ON YOUR MARK, GET READY, START.' READ KANYE WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES. 'OH KANYE...'
'I LOVE YOU KANYE' KANYE SAID, AS HE PULLED KANYE INTO A KISS
'I LOVE YOU TOO KANYE.' SAID KANYE, KISSING KANYE BACK.
THE END

 

But did he pass the Kanye test?

 

My birthday cake.



That is supposed to be Steven's shield.

 

man that is cake wrecks level of expectation vs reality

 

I actually submitted it! Because you’re absolutely right.