that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

this is amazing omg

my ridiculous icon is glad to be of service

 

Nether peaches

 

norman reedus and his funky fetus

 

Co-worker: "My ice scraper is loud and obnoxious."
Her brother: "Well, so are you."

 

del toro and his baby of tomorrow!

 

Journey (the band) played over Journey (the game)
I imagine someone's actually done it and I just haven't found it yet because how would I even search for that.

 

okay so like this particular taxidermy Thing was used as a reference in my horror RP so now every time someone uses it as a reaction image like this I get a case of hysterical giggles that will not go away

 

I'm watching game grumps play dark souls. They just got into the DLC. It's pretty midpoint in the game and arin has what is essentially an endgame character that should be blowing through it like it's nothing, and he's getting fucking wrecked. Mostly because he never found the fucking pyromancer to upgrade the pyromancy flame he chose as his starting ability. what a genius.

 

So I work at a craft store, and a brand of beads we carry is called Bliss Beads. Whenever I see it, I have to not laugh because it makes me think of anal beads.

Also I was poking at a skein of yarn yesterday and was like "huh, I wonder if anyone has ever tried to put their dick in a skein of yarn before, this is soft"

Boredom+perversion+working retail=???

 

Don't forget squad leader mads and the skeleton lads

From: corporateoverlords@yourcraftstorechain.com
To: everystoremanager@yourcraftstorechain.com
Subject: THIS PERSON BANNED FROM ALL LOCATIONS FOR LIFE

Please post the attached photo at all registers in your store.

DO NOT ALLOW THIS PERSON INTO YOUR STORES. EVER. PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY, JUST TRUST US ON THIS ONE.

Sincerely,
Corporate Overlords

Attachment 1: yarnfucker.jpg

 

@Lerxst Okay, literally cackling. Thank you for that.

 

I'm obnoxious!

 

I LOVE THIS MEME

 

those like...........rly bizarre posts
"self-care is drinking from a mud puddle in the depths of winter"
"no it isn't"
"slurp"

also the picture of clippy the paperclip saying "arson is legal and it's the only way to get into heaven"
like..........what the fuck. this blue hellsite ruined my sense of humor

 

Half my #oh tag (which is actually just my humor tag) is shit like that and I love it.