that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Please everyone listen to my husband* say something incredibly dumb

*not my actual husband

 

The Pearlmethyst pet.

 

It isn't the pain, it's the surprise.

 

I'm obviously Jenna.

 

https://actual-technicality.tumblr.com/post/172327046909/thebibliosphere-tangobullets-the-sound-of

 

this is the best "site down" message I've gotten in a while

 

I forgot this existed and I'm laughing my ass off

 

I am super impressed with every bit of this.

 

From a show on Netflix called round planet, which I wish I had known about earlier.

 

I had this lady on one of my routes yesterday. Retiree but still full of jovial life.
She tried to make smalltalk with me about working on the Holiday (Good Friday), and when I went to get back to my mail-delivering and wished her a happy easter, she looked at me
Put both arms up like a cheerleader and bellowed:
"HEEE. HAAAAS. RIIIIIISEN!!!!"

 

Thank you Wormwitch for my life. I laughed so hard I got out of bed and had an extremely productive day.

 

I actually wrote the captions for that video!

 

That's not even a good way to pet a regular cat, idiot.

 

this is the best april fools video (don't let the thumbnail fool you it's a very silly fake animatic)

EDIT: bonus:

 

Loreweaver is liveblogging an episode of Uncle Grandpa for April Fools Day and it is glorious.