that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

so you can build egg castles! and towers!

 

i could be pulling this out of my ass, but i heard somewhere square eggs tend to fit better in bento boxes, since they'll fit neatly upright in a compartment without the egg shape making it hard to close a lid?

 

the purpose of square egg is egg square

 

ALSO my boss sometimes just says things funny, and we have the zuckerburg congress testimony on the tv in the office today, and he occasionally just says "zuckuhbuuhg" in like a dramatic way while he's typing

Eta: by says things funny, i mean, he can totally say "zuckerburg" but he just puts on a funny voice and tweaks the vowels for fun i guess

 

I wouldn't be surprised to hear that (people do all kinds of strange things to prettify food in bentos) but that's a mid-20th century ad, and probably American, which would mean that most of the people it was aimed at would not ever have heard of a bento unless they had been in Japan/knew Japanese people.

The weebification of America (I say this as a person who spends a ridiculous amount of her free cash on Japanese stuff, it's not meant pejoratively) didn't really start until the late 90s-early 00s. In the early 90s I got a lot of shite for reading manga in public as people thought I was being pretentious.

 

I am deeply curious as to where my friend was. Not sure if it's so I can go or so I can avoid the place.

 

well for me it would be avoid, gluten in my coffee or anywhere else is a huge nope

 

this is the same genre as that version of clint eastwood where every other line is replaced with in a bag

 

(source, in case you want this on your blog)

EDIT: Took a better screenshot. XD

 

The robot monkey especially. (And the continued fail of the penguinbot)

 

Tumblr ads sure are something...

 

I relate to this too hard...it happens to me wayyyy too often.

 

I wasn’t sure whether to put this under cursed images, and since it did make me laugh I decided to put it here.

 

Gotdamn

 

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