that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

"When archaeologists lifted the lid on an Egyptian coffin that had been stored at Sydney University for 150 years, they got an enormous surprise.

They had no idea the 2,500-year-old coffin was filled with human remains."

(Ok, so they thought it was empty. But still, that's an objectively funny line.)

 

What gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?

 

seen in winners/homesense today

 

extensions of "sick beats" such as "diseased beats", "terminally-ill beats", "cancerous beats", etc

 

davekat

 

these beats are necrotic

 

The whole video is hilarious but skip to 1:40 for the best part

 

The voice actor hamming it up as Caliborn in this vid. Especially "Uh. Nnnnnaked... people?"

 

The idea that the Greek pantheon probably didn't actually need to eat, or at least didn't need to eat nearly as often/as much as mortals did, beyond the occasional glass of ambrosia. Followed by the mental image of Persephone going "you can't control me, mom!" and shoving a handful of pomegranate seeds into her mouth.

 

I turned the ceiling fan on in the living room and my brother said "why's the fan on? I was gonna do vape tricks!" And I lost it

 

(muffled berry-eating noises)

 

(when you tell grandma you're full)

 

Today I learned that one of my coworkers had somehow never seen the Shia LaBeouf song/video, so of course I had to go dig it up for him. On the off chance that some Kintsujin have never seen it either, here is the live action version.

 

every time i watch this it improves my entire day immeasurably

 

a twofer

 

spone

 

Toe to tip, that's a Bart