that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

"i don't know what treatment is for a ruptured nutsack"

 

tmbg is a lot sometimes

 

This theory on the Teletubbies being the offspring of horrifying wendigo-esque beings.

 

if you play the word "piss" in neopets letter games, You Are Valid

 

hey that's Bookworm but in Neopets form

 

I don’t think anything in Neopets is valid

 

we do not curse the name of neopets in this house

(jk but i played SO MUCH NEOPETS as a kid)

 

Spoiler: large

source

Washimi cosplay

 

Leggy bkrb

 

The guidelines video for the TMBG shitposting group I'm in. (Warning: mildly NSFW due to fruit Goatse.)

 

my SO just graduated college and updated his profile pic on fb to be from graduation, and there was a comment thread in chinese below from his family..........for fun i decided to see what google translate would say and

EVERYTHING ABOUT IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY.........THE "It's like dad." STATEMENT......................OLD BEAN............
(for reference, the first line has a sentiment more of "wow he looks just like his dad!!!" and the second is "much more handsome than the old man" BUT APPARENTLY IN CANTONESE THE WORD FOR DAD, LIKE 'yknow, your old man' IS LITERALLY OLD BEAN..................................

 

"Old bean" sounds like something a Wodehouse character would refer to his dad as.

Which is to say, A+ work, Google translate.

 

in google translate's defense, that is apparently what it literally translates to, which is hilarious in its own right

 

“Old bean” is a genuine thing you can call people in English if you’re British and possibly way behind the times. I think it’s more of a casual term of endearment for friends?

How did this happen? Why are loved ones beans all over the world? It makes me very happy.

 

My bros gf: *turns on a show and i hear the first few notes*
Me: *bolts down the hallway at top speed* IS THAT GOOSEBUMPS
Bros gf: HELL YEAH
Me: HELL YEAH
Both: H E L L Y E A H

 

Spoiler: big, su spoilers maybe

 

I want in!